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Portsmouth's £119m list of debts includes £40 owed to Pukka Pies and 20p to Qatar Airways. Couldn't make it up.

This is the template for Spurs a couple of years down the line. Anyone spot the link?

I'd eat my bed for that.

Rymans expenses for Redknapp's brown envelopes.

Because they're both too good for this league, there will be plenty of suitors and Lambert is getting on a bit.

'Only' £4k a week. What a world.

Bet he was asked already and only didn't go because Zola refused to resign.

I'd be very surprised if we hold onto him. Or Lambert, despite what he told a fan.

Lallana and lambert agents reach for mobiles.

Volcano ash engulfs rest of league.

No Morgan, no win.

Joe?

Fat lady gargling.

The Scooby Doo and Shaaggy movie remake was not going well.

Pompey?

Still hoping, but think time's run out on us. Points on the board.

Nathan Dyer - an all round nasty human being with an overinflated opinion of his own ability. BWP was clearly his tutor.

Walsall just screwed our season.

No.

We'll fall 9 points short then Nicola will launch and win a legal case reinstating the 10 points deduction on the grounds that the assurance we made that we would not appeal was given by the previous regime, not the incumbents. The rest of the league will be a bit upset. But we'll lose the first play-off game in the mistaken belief that we've done enough already. Or - we'll lose against Charlton this weekend. Game over.

I'd have said, in no uncertain terms: 'Oy! Waigo! Let go! You ego!'. Or something. Anyone else have a nasty feeling that our season will end this weekend?

Not sure how telling it is about his popularity but I've noticed when he scores he goes off on his own and the others kind of leave him to it. Seems a bit of an ego to me. I'd sign him, though. I mean, we have got oodles of money, no?

because they are FANTASISTS

not enough. 11 points behind. even if only 6 behind would be tough.

I've just done it and have us outside of the play-offs by only two points, so still possible, for me. Can we injure some of our rivals players in off field incidents? Only joking PC Plod.