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time of the month/bad hair day. Or he's annoyed at getting another detention for leaving his gym kit at home. 'You'll just have to do it in your underpants', bellowed Nicola.

Davis is awful and is the reason we lost. oh.

Pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up. This may not be original... Still, made me laugh. Just a shame we're not passing them in the other direction.

The sun is out. Just needs that crook Redknapp to go down now. Bournemouth, West Ham, Pompey, Saints. All were in deep financial trouble. Spot the link?

walk to train. walk to tube. car park at home.

who said this site was dull?

I did a mad bet on us to win 3-2. Just to weigh up my loss-predicting ones. Got 80-1...

Can't see us winning this one. I think we really miss Connolly.

I think he is extremely average. And naiive.

Have bored everyone for ages on this one. I think he is the reason we're not doing as well as we should be because of the indecision he creates at the back.

For all the knocking the sports press gets, occasionally they come up with a real gem of a piece. This is one such. Interesting, controversial, and full of good insights. Well done the author.

Gourmet pies my arrse

£10 booking fee? Are they having a laugh?

HMRC buying 2000...

I'd like to see a cotton, long sleeve retro stripes shirt with a round neck that's better quality than those Toffs ones but is a little cheaper to buy. Plus a good old fashioned bobble hat with stripes but no writing. Lastly a t-shirt with the motif: RIP.PFC I'm copywriting that one.

AC Bournemouth much more likely. Alan Pardew for Milan? Come on.

He never comes to collect. Mostly he does a little shuffle forward to make it look like he is considering it, then goes back, which totally foxes our defence and lets their strikers come on in. Maik Taylor would be nice.

Totally agree. It's why we concede so many and is therefore why we won't make the play-offs.

Can you appeal a winding up order?

Pardew should be forced to wear a bowler hat too.

Why is it on that pikey England shirt? Presumably you have to add horrible scraggy grey sweatpands and Fila/Reebok white trainers too...

barbershop

Oh dear. Mine was Liverpool away.

five minutes of my life i won't get back

I would have understood if it was a really good, kicking story, but to risk good contacts for such a rubbishy piece was a bit silly. Mind you, Cortese and co are really overreacting. PS do the turnstile operators check for false beards/dark glasses etc. Can't quite believe none of the Echo staff are not good enough to consider wearing, say, a 'hat' to get in...