DT

Borrow Burley's gel instead.

DATS da fella who's tuppin yer missus, mr fontee, dat fella dare! y'see im? der one wiv de grey herr, to be surre? pahjew. now den. can i be havin his job now mr cortissier? can oi? it'll be good craic. and we'll be winnin de league in no toime.

please be true, please be true

is he wet?

It's because he wanted to bring in SuBo on a short-term loan and play her at central defence.

It's because Pardew is actually a LADIEEEEEE

Yeah, that one was accurate

If so, Billy Davies, finally, please. No nonsense promotion.

AHA! So it is a man then? We have something to go on! Hooray!

in that layby

are we actually ever going to buy anyone/get a manager? You would have thought we had no money...

I think Tony Hart would do a better job than Paul Hart.

If it's Paul Hart I think we should form a queue on the Itchen Bridge.

are we getting a manager who's pasta his best?

Er..he wasn't terrible, and they are in the Premier. Bit different?

To be honest, I think Zola could be very good. Can't believe we'd turn our noses up at him.

Billy Davies?

to be honest, I think it's a relief to us all...

the same newspaper's lead story today: CARLISLE TO NEWCASTLE BUS TIMETABLE CHANGES

still excellent at dead ball situations, but a lot of us suggested getting him a long time ago. I'd still like to see him at st mary's - old 'uns and good 'uns

re: Stevo's point about 5 foot 10 not being ideal: on that basis you'd probably reject Tevez on loan

other players who sound like body parts include: Fanny Benali

Alan Ball.....

I've been a saints fan for too long to not fear changes now. Never easy is it?

Bad decision that looks like paranoia. Cortese should understand that you can't control the media (in this country).