DT

It is possible for a player to be born outside the EU and 'actually care' what club they play for over here. Hope that helps.

Jemal AND Gorkss please. Think this is an area we need to have strength in depth in. Such a shame Puncheon's going. He really is a nice person* *I lied about this bit

I do wish we'd start putting first class stamps on our work permit applications

I think it will be a very tough season and our midfield/defence looks a little frail/light to me. So I think we'll finish lower mid-table

small print: please come and get crosses a bit more, and communicate with the defence

Won't Jemal go to Fulham?

De Ridder on time, Ridder on time... woooo oh, wo oh oh wo wo wo...etc

AOC (sobbing) - I just want to play in front of some fans! Fonte: heh heh. Good one.

Need new keeper

So did Oscar Wilde. Just saying. Doesn't bother me either way.

So did Oscar Wilde. Just saying. Doesn't bother me either way.

Was wondering how long it would take for this last inference to emerge.

No ta

This would be a terrific signing.

Yes, Cortese does not understand these odd countries with so-called 'seats'

I thought it made Bryan Robson look like a bit of a tool, though.

Southampton-Glasgow, Flybe. Maybe.

I think as the squad stands we are not equipped to mount a serious charge on promotion next season. Get new keeper and bigger name striker and we might have a chance. Looks a bit thin though.

You're not allowed to look at Ryan Giggs. Or even say you might have tried to look at Ryan Giggs. Superinjection of pace.

Man U physios: 'Oh no!'

The Only Way is Hampshire

Really hope this is irony

Messi's pants. ahem

Boing. That brought to you by Michael Owen's hamstring.

Excellent news. Puncheon should clean his boots.