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Messi's pants. ahem

Boing. That brought to you by Michael Owen's hamstring.

Excellent news. Puncheon should clean his boots.

Good piece, respect to Jamie R. But the real reason we got relegated was because Lowe wouldn't let Redknapp senior wave his cheque book wand, which is still his form of management and why the meeja likes him so much. And why he'd be a disaster at England level, in my opinion. Still have nightmares about bloody Peter Crouch not just kicking it into touch and how awful Higginbotham was for us in those days.

zat dlink wiill be eez last

Thinks: Must not laugh and show weakness. Must not laugh and show weakness. Must not...

'Bloody pasta. AGAIN'

If we pay for a knighthood for the entire FA board

This sounds most excellent. If we can unearth players of the calibre of Sammi Hypia, I will explode with happiness.

Our energies should be usefully deployed simply in getting a good price, and a sell-on clause. I think he may well leave this summer.

Can't wait to see you, lads...

Tranmere away. Worst performance by a Saints team I've ever seen.

...apparently. FWIW, someone just posted this on Twitter: Plymouth striker Yannick Bolasie linked with move to Charlton although championship bound Brighton & Southampton also in for him

Yes. Or No. But I vote yes.

promotion will be much easier next season under AV

Consolidation. Mid table.

Let's console ouselves with the fact that there is no pub within two miles of Brighton's new 'Amex' stadium. That'll not do nicely.

Uraguyan? You're a moron more like. Or something. I reckon he must have been turned down for our gaffer's job or something to feel the need to go on and on about us. Gus Idiot.

and he looks like a little monkey

Used to quite like him but he's always moaning about money or something, the jug-eared oil bag.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/sport/albion/league_one/news_articles/9003288.Poyet_blasts_fixtures_list/

Until yesterday, I would have said Bournemouth as the south coast massive looks good on paper. But then I read Huddersfield's good wishes to us on their fan site. They seem like a really nice bunch. And to beat the rest by 10 clear points seems a little harsh on them. So them. Go, Udders...

Henry Winter (@henrywinter) 03/05/2011 07:36 Great to see Southampton reviving. Fans deserve this. I'll never forget their magnificent support at Cup final in Cardiff. #loyalty #saints Top bloke. Excellent footie tweeter too...

It is impossible. I'll only follow Saints.

Paul Allen boat seen in docks.