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Whilst I wouldn’t decry Howe’s achievements as a coach, I think limitless funds also help.

Southgate? Surely not. Might it be the reason for the timing?

Christ. Even bungling how he will be sacked and when. Shambolic comms.

Sourness is right to say unless we show fight we’re going down. The fight comes from a belief in your manager and the selections he makes plus the tactics he employs. That’s why we aren’t showing fight.

Sourness is right to say unless we show fight we’re going down. The fight comes from a belief in your manager and the selections he makes plus the tactics he employs. That’s why we aren’t showing fight.

Elynoussi’s miss in the first half. Cue’s appalling volley. Quality matters. Especially at key moments. Oh for a goal scorer. But yet again Edozie was good when he came on I thought. Not that that matters in Ralph’s mind. Just don’t get it. Hope he goes tonight but he won’t.

Need to appoint a manager for getting out of the championship now.

Just shockingly bad. Oh but on another day etc. face it. We are shit.

Perraud’s spirit is a positive in a shower of shit negatives

Knife through butter

Lavia coming on. Larios off to do his paper round.

Fair enough. See you in a couple of hours when he has the match ball

Wtf does Ralph smoke?

Walcott. Starts. Larios too. Completely batshit

'was seen by the younger players as an authoritative figure in the dressing room' How can you possibly know this? Are you the kit man?

Might as well give up then

The mindset that has been inculcated is that we’re lucky to even be in this division and we will lose 15 games a season. That, faced with a team that has unlimited funds, better players and a better manager (crucially) means little chance of anything today. Hoping for a miracle, of course, but a large chunk of the above can still be changed by getting a manager who isn’t worn down by it all and only has two games anyway until his amicable payoff so why bother. Allegedly. All a mess. Left it so late. Depressing.

Oh hello, bottom three.

Reads like a valedictory note to me. '"I think we had some really beautiful moments here and I think in the end four years are quite a long time to be in the Premier League to be honest'

could do an awful lot worse

When you say 'here' do you mean Fareham-near-Portsmouth? 😂

God I hate spurs.

Ooh. Gender slurs. The mark of insecurity.

Very much enjoying the prospect of Spurs going out. Will stop them singing ‘their’ song for a bit. Twats.

How on earth are we bumbling into another week with Ralph in charge? Baffling.