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Need to appoint a manager for getting out of the championship now.

Just shockingly bad. Oh but on another day etc. face it. We are shit.

Perraud’s spirit is a positive in a shower of shit negatives

Knife through butter

Lavia coming on. Larios off to do his paper round.

Fair enough. See you in a couple of hours when he has the match ball

Wtf does Ralph smoke?

Walcott. Starts. Larios too. Completely batshit

'was seen by the younger players as an authoritative figure in the dressing room' How can you possibly know this? Are you the kit man?

Might as well give up then

The mindset that has been inculcated is that we’re lucky to even be in this division and we will lose 15 games a season. That, faced with a team that has unlimited funds, better players and a better manager (crucially) means little chance of anything today. Hoping for a miracle, of course, but a large chunk of the above can still be changed by getting a manager who isn’t worn down by it all and only has two games anyway until his amicable payoff so why bother. Allegedly. All a mess. Left it so late. Depressing.

Oh hello, bottom three.

Reads like a valedictory note to me. '"I think we had some really beautiful moments here and I think in the end four years are quite a long time to be in the Premier League to be honest'

could do an awful lot worse

When you say 'here' do you mean Fareham-near-Portsmouth? 😂

God I hate spurs.

Ooh. Gender slurs. The mark of insecurity.

Very much enjoying the prospect of Spurs going out. Will stop them singing ‘their’ song for a bit. Twats.

How on earth are we bumbling into another week with Ralph in charge? Baffling.

Would be brilliant and suggested before but no way would he leave for us, as you say. They have the momentum. We're going in the opposite direction

Every single other manager in the league is getting more out of their respective teams than Ralph is with ours, with the exception, perhaps, of 'Ted Lasso' at Leeds (and even he beat Liverpool). He's just not very good. And we can do better.

I'd like to believe this but don't think so. Minutes for fringe players and those returning from injury. Think we are sleepwalking into relegation and the post above is probably closer to the board's lethargy/incompetence, although not sure why people think they will be successful in acquiring a top striker when we are in a more parlous league position than before. Ho hum.

He's still fucking here then. Absolute lunacy.

To state a fact they are three pedants behind us

To be fair they are three points behind us. So one game on our current form