Pay Burnley a reasonable fee with 50% now and 50% when he moves at the end of the coming season.
Bit fairy tale and child like but would give Burnley what they need, Ings a year of prem experience and fulfilling his contract.
Not as weird as grown men acting like 9yr olds looking the next opportunity to belittle fellow fans, but this site has more post of that ilk than it does about football.