Jack

One trick pony who’s never produced IMO. He’s just stepovers and running down blind alleys. It might look exciting as he can beat a man but it’s worthless if there’s no final pass, which there isn’t.

Yeah that’s bizarre. Sugawara was far more of a threat going forward than Edozie and KWP was class on the left. Caused Newcastle loads of issues, so surprised he changed it at HT

Poor in both boxes but decent enough elsewhere. Hardly surprising

Our crossing has been really poor

Edozie is garbage, so frustrating

Lacking a bit of urgency. Has Edozie ever done anything other than a few step overs?

Downes as well. More than holding his own against Bruno and Joelinton

That is fucking shocking, but completely predictable

Yeah idiots. I’d be fuming with Schar for putting his head in, so stupid

Mine’s £60 per year. Plus buying the firestick and VPN. 100% worth it

Really good start but no obvious goal threat through the middle. Toon centre halves haven’t got much to do. Really like Sugawara so far, need him to keep taking on the full back on a booking

Happy with that. Already has goals at that level, only 22 so potential to improve

Very pleasantly surprised that anyone is prepared to pay any money at all for Mara

Good save by Lumley, swiftly followed by a dog shit 5 yard pass to their forward

Trying some truly kamikaze shit to beat the press. Hate it

Commentators talking about BBD and his lack of Spanish

They’re dirty diving pricks, but typical Smallbone being caught out for pace and late lazy challenges

We’re still hellbent on playing triangles in our own 18 yard box and gifting chances. What a mess. We’ll ship a LOT of goals if we try that in the prem

That would’ve been too funny

Have we strengthened, really?

Dreadful kits, dreadful sponsor. Hoping people do the sensible thing and don’t waste their money on them

It’s definitely time they went, they’ve been stinking the place out for years but have always managed to do just enough. But I agree, they’ll probably just about find 3 worse teams to keep them afloat. That shiny new stadium would be a fantastic addition to the championship though

He got dropped from the national side not that long ago because the manager was frustrated with him not picking up Spanish quickly enough.

Weird player. Class on his day but an absolute donkey at times and his woeful finishing was key in getting us relegated, amongst other things. But last season, we were almost always worse when he didn’t play. Either way, we need/needed an upgrade so good luck to him

Nah, tactically absolute garbage and lucky to scrape through past what should be vastly inferior opposition