sotonjoe

So the woman is all alone and you want a bloke to go round and sort her out? How fat is she?

Will he use the bus or rowing metaphor in the press conference? I can't stand the tension!

Good luck to Atkins. At least he's guaranteed three points against Saints.

Hush with your sound logic. We don't like it on here. The guy talks like a farmer so he must be one of us.

Crouch; what a clown.

What we need is more arseholes telling others what to do.

Surely we could sell out a 45k seater then?

He looked out of his depth at the end of last season; couldn't control the ball or shoot.

Brilliant. Selling our best players is really gonna improve us. That said, he won't be prepared to play in the Championship.

Brilliant. Selling our best players is really gonna improve us. That said, he won't be prepared to play in the Championship.

It used to be, but then Dullspazz left.

Do you think we would have to get another loan to pay for this?

In reality our recent PR form hadn't been that bad.

Is this that Julius weirdo?

We'll have the shiniest empty stadium in the Championship. Brilliant.

When we get relegated, Clotese needs to do the decent thing and walk.

Maths obviously not your strong point.

Qpr Saints Villa

Can't argue with that. We are Fooked.

Our form under Atkins was better than under Pokerhuntas. The sacking has backfired and we are in the mire.

It's attitudes like those expressed in that article which saw us lose yesterday. Some people need to get a grip.

I remember when Pochettino was hailed as a tactical genius for losing games. Not sure what has changed.

We have so many mong fans it is unbelievable. Fox gets aggro all game for being average then Shaw comes on and has a shocker including giving a goal away and you don't hear a peep. Fox is the new Guly.

I was interested.

What's the baby called?