sotonjoe

Puncheon is not a prem player.

We need a winger.

If we're to progress, we need to be replacing players of lambert's calibre. Fact.

She was my favourite Spice Girl as well. Dark days.

He's like Chaplow with a tan.

It's a meaningless friendly.

Good to see kd giving it the owts.

Stop trolling. It's so transparent it's pathetic.

It's the same people saying Gaston isn't good enough as the ones saying Chaplow and Sharp could have done a job. Go figure. X

We needn't worry. He's already made it clear that they will be doing it The Fulham Way.

I would let most of them fart in my mouth.

Gotta be better than Punch hasn't he?

Still no stripes either.

I've done some digging and I understand that there is still the possibility of further transfer activity.

Brilliant news. Do you think we might start signing players in positions we actually need now?

They'll charge as much as the fans are willing to pay.

Thought he struggled in the Champ to be honest.

Yep. An embarrassing sticky tbh.

Jesus mate, easy. The fella is severely autistic and gets round the clock one to one care. Give him a Break ffs!

I wouldn't say Lallana has been terrible, but he certainly struggled to make an impact last season. It's fair to say he's probably better suited to a yoyo team like Reading.

Quite, but people can't read.

I hope he doesn't. We all know you're a boring ******.

If we have a remaining transfer budget of £30m and blow £25m on this guy, is he still a fantastic signing?

Actually, it's "Limewood" seeing as we're being pedantic.

Obviously the Celtic wages ARE bad if he can only afford to stay at the Hilton.