sotonjoe

Booooooo

Had a fanny pie in Derby. Fishy as fook.

Well, if you're not Delldays then I for one am ****ing glad. You obviously wouldn't have met him but the guy (gay?) was a total tool. I would have gladly given him a slap in real life but he was a cowardly sod who wouldn't put his money where his mouth is. You would have found him a right pain in the arse I'm sure Jamie ... I mean Batman.

Selhurst Park is an absolutely awful experience. Disgraceful that it's even allowed in the Premier League.

Megastore staff told me recently it will be Nike and not Adidas. They also claimed that they have had more complaints about the quality of the current strip than any other in recent history.

What a poisonous neanderthal racist you are. I would gladly have you deported and 1000 Muslims allowed to join our community if it meant you would stop spreading your poisonous bile.

I smell bull**** ... Lots of it.

So Man Utd have the most expensive season tickets do they?

What is the club's justification for increasing the prices above the rate of inflation? Seems a bit cheeky to me.

Agreed. Death is awful.

Thought the lap of honour was a bit of an anticlimax. Where was the totty?

Six games without a win is concerning. The reality is that this is relegation form.

Why the rush? We left some of our business late last summer and our league position suggests we didn't suffer because of it.

Yes. A spontaneous one.

Never in doubt. Nicola plays media excellently again.

If Cortese, Poch, and perhaps even the liebherrs go, it's wrong to assume the club would instantly go into decline. We would still be a debt free Premier League club with a modern, average sized stadium, first class training facilities and a large supporter base etc. There's no reason why the club shouldn't be a stable top flight club based on those credentials.

Staying in the prem is bigger than reaching the prem. now is the time to celebrate how we want.

Yes. Am here now. Just asked Cortese if he's staying and he said only if he can reach agreement with Liebherr's over his contract and his plans. He's not sure if they are on the same page. He wouldn't say anymore than that. Ps: the food is ****.

Can offer £100 and will come and collect whenever you want.

How much would you offer for my standing spot in the Northam?

Not good enough for the next level. We need a pacey mobile striker. He's more suited to a West Ham style team.

Put whatever spin on it you want; we've done about the same under Pinocchio as we did under Atkins. I suspect Clotese will be unimpressed.

Is it really worth going all that way when you can just watch it on tv?

Comes across like a junkie. Not impressed.

He can't. It's a massive ****ing file because she's a massive obese *****.