sotonjoe

You mong-faced chav.

Well that cleared that up then!

Why assume Gaston was quoting his net pay? Is that standard practice when footballers' pay deals are discussed?

An English teacher actually.

They're busy celebrating after learning the news that they won't have to pay for their mother's funeral as the British taxpayer has been made to cough up instead.

I'll join in with a minute of cheering. Any minute silence should be drowned out and I'll be doing my best to help.

Damn that pundit for doing his job.

He will be let out in 15 years as long as the parole board don't think he's a danger to society. The nature of his offence ( not an indiscriminate killing spree, but a stupid plan gone wrong) would probably lead the parole board to think it ok to let him out on licence. I stand by what I said. 15years is not enough.

15 years is nothing for the death of six kids. Not good enough.

You're going to have to work harder than that if you want your trolling to go unnoticed.

Explains why the Northam is usually so quiet; must be full of away fans keeping their heads down.

Yet another player written off by the mongs on here before he'd even settled in, and now he looks like a class act.

Nathaniel woah Nathaniel woah We got him from Palace he's got a big phallus.

Great subject matter but what an odd woman.

Very interesting. Jewel in the Crown and Kachina, both Shirley High Street, stick out as '1's' to avoid.

Why don't we sing it instead of reading it?

I find Wetherspoons best for reading.

So the woman is all alone and you want a bloke to go round and sort her out? How fat is she?

Will he use the bus or rowing metaphor in the press conference? I can't stand the tension!

Good luck to Atkins. At least he's guaranteed three points against Saints.

Hush with your sound logic. We don't like it on here. The guy talks like a farmer so he must be one of us.

Crouch; what a clown.

What we need is more arseholes telling others what to do.

Surely we could sell out a 45k seater then?

He looked out of his depth at the end of last season; couldn't control the ball or shoot.