sotonjoe

And? I still don't understand what point you're making. Are you just reminding us that we might expand the stadium one day? Why have you gone to the trouble of pasting us the proposed timetable which Reading ditched because they were relegated? Or are you excited because you think you might have guessed the number of seats we might add to the stadium?

If I follow your argument correctly, you say that because Reading said they might like to add 14,000 seats to their stadium and then changed their mind, we might want to do the same thing? This is good stuff Matthew. Keep it coming.

I'd listen to it if I were you. It would be a shame for you to miss if after you've gone to the trouble of putting your funny wig on and having your face painted.

You can't read. I told you I would be out in Southampton

Everyone knows the real trouble happens away from the ground, not amongst the happy clappers in the stands.

Exactly what I was thinking but you've taken time to find the evidence so thank you.

I thought so.

What difference does it make when you booked up? Do you think it's relevant because you're more of a fan than those who are 'only going in case we win promotion'?

True. I wish you wouldn't wear that Saints shirt and the face paint though. It makes you look like a mong.

At least you'll be able to tell us all you were there though, and that's what matters.

I don't like him.

Do you think so? I'd say it's much simpler than travelling six hours to the ground and back. Each to their own though.

I hadn't thought of that. Perhaps I'll have to go for a wee between drinks.

Saw from all that rubbing you gave it last night.

Is this another "my cock's bigger than your's thread"? That's three i've counted in the last five minutes.

Having spoken to The Alex, they say they're expecting a really busy night and will be removing all the furniture to help cram more people in. Think we'll go to that Wahoo place so we can stand and sing at the screen like morons. If we shut our eyes it will be just like being there.

He certainly didn't feel the need to moan about what the bloke behind him was wearing!

I give it about 25 mins until somebody comes along and gives you a load of abuse for starting the wrong kind of thread...

... in fancy dress.

Very nice. I'd love to see your football clobber. I bet you look like It the clown

Not go? Are you mad?

I know there are, but he's still scored six goals in six games apparently.

Cor, it's an absolute minefield isn't it? Let's say you're really into wearing face paints and novelly red and white striped wigs and you want to go to Middlesbrough away, but you see people on the internet saying that's wrong, what are you supposed to do? The life of a Saints fan never runs smooth.

I think it's so they can upload it to the internet and prove that they were 'there' when they get interrogated on internet forums.

Depends if they cock it up i guess!