sotonjoe

You know that's just a parody account right? Don't listen to DellDays. He just got a bit confused.

Which part of this question ISN'T serious? It seems completely serious to me.

He wasn't actually real. He was a parody account. Did you fall for that?

Wow ... that's kind of you! You're going to to travel all that way to see our moment of glory, but when it comes you'll be thinking about how much 'better' you are than those who stayed at home. Dear oh dear. I can assure you I won't be giving you and your 'ultra' mates one thought. You should probably see somebody about those insecurity issues before they get out of hand.

There are NO excuses.

That's catchy. You should try writing.

I hate black cakes.

Who?

speed is not the same as signal. If you've got signal issues then you need to improve the signal that is being created, not the thing picking it up.

Isn't it simply that they score goals?

I'm not congratulating them as I don't want to come second. I also hate their ground as it takes an hour to walk there from the town centre.

Are you talking about *****s again? You're not gay are you?

200%. Two *****s. Big ones I think. Is that right? Do they have pubes or anything?

I would have thought that any real Saints fan will go to the WHU V Leicester game just so they can say they were 'there' if that's where we clinch promotion. Any fan choosing not to go is a *****. End of.

Because it's the rules laid down by the hard men of the forum who like to bash away at their keyboards telling each other how they should behave. Apparently there won't be any real fans not at the game. Southampton will be like a ghost town I imagine.

Brilliant. Fans telling telling fans what they can sing again. What a bunch of idiots.

I'll be in the pubs with hundreds of other Saints fans and then out making a night of it. You'll be in the North worrying more about how smug you feel for 'making the effort' as opposed to just enjoying the occasion.

Good point. There would have plenty of people who didn't want to stand and thought they'd have a nice time in the seats but had their enjoyment spoiled by the ignorance of others. It seems odd that the stewards didn't make more of an effort to keep people seated over there.

That's why Pompey beat us to the Family Club Award then.

What? He WAITED for Guly to come on before moaning about him? We just shout, "Get Guly off! He's rubbish!" when he's not even on the pitch. It's ironic.

He sounds like one of those miserable sods who stands there in his hands with his pockets moaning about how "poor" the atmosphere is whilst everyone around him is singing and getting into it.

I thought the whole confusion about whether Reading or not was quite funny tbh. We heard the chant of "We're top of the league" and everyone got on their phones but everybody's signal died. We did a quick rendition of "Where's your signal gone?", left it a few minutes and sang "What's the Reading score?", got a "Nil Nil" chant back and so we started a chant of 'We're 2nd in the league". We are much funnier than any of you guys, and our face paints make us look really cool.

"Ridiculous! Call yourself a fan?" etc.

TBF I'd rather listen to people at the games talking nonsense than seeing internet warriors talking nonsense about games they haven't been to.

I know! I thought you would have read that and seen it before falling for it. You'll be more wary next time.