sotonjoe

Having spoken to The Alex, they say they're expecting a really busy night and will be removing all the furniture to help cram more people in. Think we'll go to that Wahoo place so we can stand and sing at the screen like morons. If we shut our eyes it will be just like being there.

He certainly didn't feel the need to moan about what the bloke behind him was wearing!

I give it about 25 mins until somebody comes along and gives you a load of abuse for starting the wrong kind of thread...

... in fancy dress.

Very nice. I'd love to see your football clobber. I bet you look like It the clown

Not go? Are you mad?

I know there are, but he's still scored six goals in six games apparently.

Cor, it's an absolute minefield isn't it? Let's say you're really into wearing face paints and novelly red and white striped wigs and you want to go to Middlesbrough away, but you see people on the internet saying that's wrong, what are you supposed to do? The life of a Saints fan never runs smooth.

I think it's so they can upload it to the internet and prove that they were 'there' when they get interrogated on internet forums.

Depends if they cock it up i guess!

What? Not going to a home game when you're going to clinch promotion? Who would do that?

I think it's a describing word.

Please don't tell me his girlfriend was in there too? She's a right stunner.

Unlike some on here, I don't think I'm that influential and I'm sure that my decision to attend or not will have no bearing whatsoever on what other fans choose to do. Perhaps more importantly, I won't be making a point of telling them they are or aren't doing the right or wrong thing. I predict we'll take most of our allocation.

You can add it to that dossier you keep all about Trousers.

I laughed.

Just a bit of icing really.

Thank God for that.

Look... can we just start capitalising the first letters of our proper nouns please?

Do you feel better having come clean like that?

How is sunshine a problem?

I guess a total mong would say that if you're a 'proper' fan then you would have a ticket. I expect that anybody not going to this game is a pr1ck. End of.

Yes, I know. Thanks for saying it again though.

worth a smirk if true.

But there are other energy supply companies available right?