sotonjoe

Get a top nick MkV Ed30 and save yourself £15k?

Only if you think they all weigh exactly the same and share 100% common parts. Why would you not want a car which looks good and tops the customer satisfaction surveys?

People wearing replica football shirts.

The man on about the Fabia Vrs knows what he's on about. There's a guy on the owners' forum - briskoda.net who is running a Mk1 Fabia Vrs which looks almost standard, but is producing 265bhp and 400 torques. It's doing 0-60mph in about 5secs but he can still get 60mpg on a motorway run. These are ridiculous figures.

If you call sticking your finger up your bum hole in the stadium toilets a celebration then yes, I guess you did.

Seems a little strange to me. Last year we had the All Saints Day game (if that's what it was called) where everyone could turn up and soak up the post-season atmosphere, and even though they didn't overtly go on and on about promotion there was a definitely a celebration atmosphere of sorts. I wasn't in favour of a bus parade this year as it seems a little over the top, and I think it's the sort of thing that should be reserved for Cup Final wins, but I thought the club would have done something to allow all fans to have the chance to officially celebrate the season's success. Oh well. Don't people think it's a little odd though?

Perhaps the club shouldn't be discounting renewals, and perhaps they should heavily discount first time season ticket purchases instead in an effort to encourage new fans who want to come and see Premier League Football. Renewals could be priced at between £600 and £700 depending on which area of the ground you buy a seat in, whilst new tickets could be at an introductory rate of no more than £400 for the first season only. Us regular season ticket holders who will go whatever really don't need any price incentive to make us buy our tickets; we'll be there whatever!

Didn't our resident sooper fans say it was just us that dressed up like losers? What will the Middlesborough fans say?

All this from the bloke who was waving his willy around in the street last Sunday evening. What a guy.

If this is not clutching at straws by fans of other teams, then I don't know what is. Enjoy it ... people are jealous of the Saints again!

Here we go again. Prior to Norwich's relegation from the top flight, for how long had you been a top flight team? The Norwich Saints comparison is a bloody lazy one.

Moan moan moan

We've had a huge amount of coverage in both the print press and broadcast media in the wake of our promotion. If this is in the wake of us not being media friendly enough then long may it continue, as I've never known Saints getting this level of coverage in 30 years of being alive.

You could pull that off. We'll just tell people you're mourning Puncheon's chances of playing for Saints again. And if we're on his table I'm officially sulking.

We can all purchase places at £125+VAT.

I would have said that it isn't appropriate for children. People will be using it to entertain clients etc.

Barely a few hours after the final whistle and you're already putting the players up for sale. Can't we just let it sink in for a bit?

Rapids?

He has done a job and seems like a nice bloke. I've been disappointed to see how often he loses his one-on-ones due to his lack of pace though. It will be interesting to see how he - and the other strikers to be fair - does in the Prem.

What a load of patronising tosh.

I heard Lambert is off because we can't guarantee him Premier League football. Oh wait...

Thanks for coming to congratulate the better club. You'll be like us one day if you're lucky.

It's available in Southampton now.

Where did you hear this? I never saw anything of the like reported during or after the takeover process. We were led to believe that Markus paid a lump sum of cash, reportedly about £13m, to buy out all debts and take control of the club.

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