sotonjoe

Here we go again. Prior to Norwich's relegation from the top flight, for how long had you been a top flight team? The Norwich Saints comparison is a bloody lazy one.

Moan moan moan

We've had a huge amount of coverage in both the print press and broadcast media in the wake of our promotion. If this is in the wake of us not being media friendly enough then long may it continue, as I've never known Saints getting this level of coverage in 30 years of being alive.

You could pull that off. We'll just tell people you're mourning Puncheon's chances of playing for Saints again. And if we're on his table I'm officially sulking.

We can all purchase places at £125+VAT.

I would have said that it isn't appropriate for children. People will be using it to entertain clients etc.

Barely a few hours after the final whistle and you're already putting the players up for sale. Can't we just let it sink in for a bit?

Rapids?

He has done a job and seems like a nice bloke. I've been disappointed to see how often he loses his one-on-ones due to his lack of pace though. It will be interesting to see how he - and the other strikers to be fair - does in the Prem.

What a load of patronising tosh.

I heard Lambert is off because we can't guarantee him Premier League football. Oh wait...

Thanks for coming to congratulate the better club. You'll be like us one day if you're lucky.

It's available in Southampton now.

Where did you hear this? I never saw anything of the like reported during or after the takeover process. We were led to believe that Markus paid a lump sum of cash, reportedly about £13m, to buy out all debts and take control of the club.

Ninety Degrees

Perhaps not unrealistic for us to ask them to do that for one season.

Losing to Reading was massive and things could have been very different if we'd won that one.

More likely than Hammond imo who seems to be putting down more roots here.

But do they know who they are?

Upstairs at Ninety Degrees.

More sensationalist Channel 4 rubbish.

So, in conclusion, Paynes Road is a ****hole.

Interesting to hear that the Northam is apparently the "teenage stand" now. Is this a majority view or just that of a lunatic fringe?

Right, own up OP. Why the f*ck did you post that ridiculous plug? I should get on to the ASA because you misdescribed this beyond belief. Programme? It was a couple of minutes of some idiot who painted his pub and a local crim posing as a jeweller. What a sham.

Not really. I just wondered why you were masturbating into the urinals.