Miltonaggro

Crackers if that’s the case!

Yeah I saw that before - bizarre.

This surely can’t happen, but the one chance of the Welsh windbag being in charge on Saturday lies with Ankersen. I can envision an unanimous board and then Ted Talk pipes up ‘aha, but sacking him is just what our opponents would expect us to do…’ If that happens I hope Dragan does a Spectre on the wanker and the trapdoor opens up into a shark tank.

Fair play to whichever one of you clever fuckers did this last night 😂

I doubt it too, but it would be an appropriate conclusion to this pantomime.

That would provide the perfect end to Nat’s sojourn in the Prem.

It’s whether we could convince him to come. Remarkable win average in the Prem of 48% at Wolves and 47% at Spurs. Charisma and cool as a cucumber personality, what a tonic compared to Jones.

Look I know Nat is a short-arse but to call him an ‘8 inch thing’ is a bit much.

Just had a text that Nat has locked himself in the trophy cabinet at St Mary’s and has swallowed the key. Until the fire brigade release him and he’s humanely tranquilised by a vet they can’t make the official announcement.

Indeed, if it’s a connected person it’s not Nat 🙂

Nazario El Jones, manager at Argentine second division side RCD Watfordio. ‘With all due respect, one of the best in South America’…

Looks like the Saturday night Sunday morning meetings at SMS might have been conclusive. Selles in for Wolves with the new man in the stand, worth a punt on Bruno Lage. Ankersen gets some credit if he has been decisive here, and our season won’t be over. Saints can build and restore some self respect.

Taps forehead with index finger in the pre-match presser ‘nowt written down, it’s all up here mate…’ 😀

One thing that has followed yesterday’s remarkable interviews is that Nat is finally getting himself noticed by top ex-players and established pundits. Career first.

He could, but dependant on employing the right people. Gaffa tape and cable ties, quiet spot under the railway arches.

Wouldn’t it be lovely to have Lage and Selles on the touchline for this. With mad Nat still here we lose this - prediction 0-3. New man in place and we could actually get the fabled bounce - prediction 1-0. God willing…

Reminiscent of an interview at the Police Station prior to his perplexed defence solicitor saying ‘you might want to look at the cctv before saying anything else…’

Or vice versa.

Or attempting an exorcism.

Manyana. Pray. God willing 🙏

If he’s still here tomorrow the club have blown it, to give Jones ‘a few more games’ would be complete negligence and kill the club. He is the worst manager that I can remember in the Premier League, at Saints or anywhere else.

I reckon that Nat would have have been the skinny kid with the snotty nose, hood up on the parka, half mast strides, spinning on the roundabout muttering to himself.

Worth a crafty tenner on a Lage and Selles Algarve chillout remix. Hipster enough for Rasmus to retain some Ted points and likely to get us organised and looking like a team. Lage might fancy it and I don’t think Selles has done anything wrong, he’s liked by the players. Tick tock.

I’d actually prefer Hitler as our manager, even if the success was shortlived. Less abrasive personality than NJ and great at press conferences and fan forums.

Nothing concrete apart from ‘conversations’ being had at SMS last night and due again this morning. If he’s still here Monday morning the Board have failed the supporters.