Miltonaggro

You need player cohesion for that to work. We won’t see that whilst Nat is here.

Hope we insisted on a sell on clause!

vertical or horizontal?

Last time we had ‘arry it went tits nord!

Could have been much worse facing the wrath of the Cherries ultras!

Perfick!

Twitterati are clearly going for it this year, some money about. Shame they can't be comedy dildoed by the general public as is tradition.

Wait until he meets NJ and Marty that’ll seal the deal!

I reckon that’s been photoshopped on Ankersen’s sweaty laptop.

That’s a live picture of when his agent informed Dembele of our interest.

More of an open lift shaft.

Ankersen likely banned from accessing Japanese websites, and he has as much football credibility as Les Dennis in Scandinavia.

He’s been waiting for a bespoke update on Google Translate so he can understand Nathan Jones.

If any player of any ability is interested beyond the loot they will probably fail a medical on mental health grounds.

I hope those soppy cunts on Twitter don’t ruin these two advanced transfers as well.

More likely Andre Mariner!

Thelma and Louise…Fred and Rose…

If we get Dembele and Vitinha it's the sock!

I'm going for high noon - 1200 (Everton)

Nepotism, a relation of Semmens Snake!

This is the kind of decisive focussed realism we need in the Boardroom.

I think if Nat can tone it down a little he’ll be fine, he might even achieve a cult following, our own less empathetic version of the Wealdstone Raider, perhaps.

Rasmus will be all over this, replacing Cortese’s dated Corleone chic with some Scandinavian minimalist identity. Expect an office the size of a gymnasium with a chair in the middle - signed black and white Brentford team photo on the desk next to the overheating laptop.

Fuck me Turkish it’s only ‘half time’ in the League Cup, I hope you weren’t one of the daftees who upset Nat!

If he gets it to 100% this season he will have completely won me over. In fact I’d gladly take that, administration and a takeover by Matt Hancock 🙂