Miltonaggro

Ankersen USP. What a complete helmet!

Forest at home under the Welsh wizard, fuck me what a dawning that was.

My parents had a Goblin Teasmade throughout much of the 70s, clearly I was being indoctrinated into the Hitler Youth, Southampton East division. I am now awake...

By that logic Nigel Adkins should have led an England team of League 1 Saints to winning the world cup, yet another avoidable cock up by the FA and Nicola Cortese!

I was on a flight with GS two weeks ago, he appeared very affable, calm and relaxed. Not sure he'll want to fuck that up.

Should have got him in January, handy in terms of planning great escapes.

It would be a four star review on TripAdvisor. Bells!

Probably a Man United fan!

I've heard that he's fluent in Welsh but doesn't speak any English. Yet another schoolboy error to add to Rasmus's recruitment pantheon of dogshit!

Whereas, James Beattie has a coaching license and nowadays a clean driving license (including fork lift trucks).

Bloody hell that's a controversial opinion!

A basis for optimism in terms of a group relatively untainted by association with the current shitshow. As others have said Stephens would be good in the middle and Bree certainly an option alongside. Will likely be too much to ask for but would like a solid, experienced keeper with Bazunu number 2 or out on loan - work experience not what we need. Pray for an early cull with new manager in place and critical attention given to putting the spine of the team in place for pre-season.

On a clear day you can see Uranus, but not where our next win is coming from!

Good shout. For once our first 11 wouldn’t have the biggest tits in the ground!

I think we convincingly beat Forest, they sack Cooper. We then employ Cooper who takes us down without another goal or point. #saintsy

We are Hampshire’s only Premier League soccerball outlet with a catchment area stretching from Weston Super Mare to Eastbourne!

Motivation, motivation, motivation - the three m’s! 😀

No, just for employing the helmet in the first place.

FFS!

New category, the best quarterly manager award.

Would like to see something fresh and genuinely left-field from Rasanus for our remaining games, bring in Ron Atkinson!

Groundhog fucking deja-vu Day and yet more baffling in-game tinkering by the Zara tailors dummy!

Good summary of where I am with this. Soton is a big enough city and SFC are a big enough club to be competitive in the Premier League, but boardroom omission and mismanagement has killed us in recent years and knocked the stuffing out of the fans - we are punch drunk. The club has to reset, and those most able to initiate it (Solak and Kraft) will have to be proactive and brutal, a genuine purge of the mediocrity. If we adopt a what doesn't kill you makes you stronger mentality on the back of a cull we can get our club back and enjoy ourselves away from the faux-competition and glare of the top flight. I am also hoping for a Burnleyesque reset, but for that fuck off the left-field thinking, we need a credible manager who can garner respect, committed players able to compete (whether aged 19 or 33), and a focus on re-engaging home support for first team games (screw the virtue signalling window dressing and idiocy with away fans - piss boiling nonsense). Actually winning games and having a club that has character and contains winners will be the tonic that we all need.

That said, Oswaldo would likely be our top scorer this season, even with missing 75% of the matches through suspension.

Probably a time bomb.