Miltonaggro

We will sign the 22 year old French version in the last hour of the window Marcel De Gashford, 3 goals in 86 appearances.

Exactly. Can also play in the hole, a right menace on the back stick at set pieces.

The line between genuis and insanity is a thin one, as is the line between strategic thinking and bullshit. We should have a better idea where Rasmus Ankersen falls over the next five days.

That sounds like an obituary rather than a wishlist to me.

Spot on. If this board wanted a credible in your face manager to instil aggression, sharpness and consistency they could have perhaps have gone for the likes of Biesla. I can imagine that that appointment with the luxury of the WC ‘preseason’ and we’d have come out with a genuine sharpness and system, plus likely now north of the bottom three. There are good prospects and bright sparks in this squad but Nat is unlikely to fire them up over remaining games. As things are we are consistently losing games by odd goals and blunt in terms of being able to respond in meaningful possession and attack - Keystone cops all over the park. This feels just like 2004/2005 all over again to me, albeit with different kind of square peg in the hot seat. We go down, Jones is gone, likely with the undynamic duo who appointed him. Probably a player exodus of saleable assets and Solak looking to bale out whatever the shills say. Saints as the new Sunderland! Tripe.

Ron Jeremy.

Ain’t that the truth!

Dragan could buy it as Goztepe’s feeder club.

Bambi Dong, the name on Ankersen’ lips all along!

Or simply incompetent.

Absolutely buzzing over this, insane signing.

Time for Spunk Republic to really start thinking outside the box, sack Jones and install Jimmy-Jay as player manager. #radical #fuckalltolose

Watch fucking Everton go out and get Biesla, then do what we should have been doing since the middle of December!

Over the 40 years you've been watching Saints, which first choice keepers do you think Bazunu in current form / stage of development would get the nod over? Personally I can't think of too many. We paid £12m for the kid, I would have preferred Dean Henderson on season long loan or Sam Johnstone on a free alongside for a relegation battle, but it's horses for courses.

A typo, he meant Jammy B, in terms of the donkey having a career as a pro footballer!

Some of the ‘lazy’ fans you refer to are likely criticising Bazunu for individual errors having seen both very poor and very good goalkeepers playing for Southampton over the years. It’s a shit and shinola thing. Youth is indeed a factor, and the club should have a competent experienced keeper in front of him to protect his development. For many who regularly watch the side home and away GB looks like Angus Gunn mark two at present.

Solak loses massively, Kraft to an extent but these two muppets would continue to be overpaid for their mediocrity, right up until the point they are seen through by those paying them.

With Lampard sacked probably only a matter of time before Everton pounce on Nathan Jones, just like they did with Koeman. He could transform that club, take them to places they haven’t been in generations, whilst being nearer to the inspirational hard as nails ex mining towns.

With such visionaries at the helm it’s probably time to change the club slogan from ‘We March On’ to ‘We Waffle On’.

Reflecting on his interviews and pressers so far Jones is irritating when we lose and more irritating when we win. He makes Paul Sturrock seem like Stephen Fry. Semmens mentioned the Board doing ‘everything we can to support Nathan’ so I was wondering if it might be idea to get an interpreter like Pochettino had during his time at Saints. Failing that sure Rasmus could commission a CGI avatar for about £5m, fuck all in the Solak scheme of things.

I actually feel sorry for Dragan Solak with cocky charlatans like these two in charge of his investment. There are shades of Lowe in the ignorant flawed lateral thinking and shades of Cortese in the willingness to part a billionaire with a slice of his wealth. Complete wankers.

On current showing an optimist would likely predict 8 league wins in the next 18 months 🙂

Unless it involves refunds and glory holes in the gents he’s fucked!

Jesus Christ, I hope that Boss and Wilcox have a detailed plan of what to do when their revenue stream and talent pool is reduced by 80% come the summer.

Soothsayer CBF - spot on it seems! What's the non-delusional rationality forecast for our next match. I guess it's the cup so a hammering can be dismissed as Nat prioritising.