Miltonaggro

I hope those soppy cunts on Twitter don’t ruin these two advanced transfers as well.

More likely Andre Mariner!

Thelma and Louise…Fred and Rose…

If we get Dembele and Vitinha it's the sock!

I'm going for high noon - 1200 (Everton)

Nepotism, a relation of Semmens Snake!

This is the kind of decisive focussed realism we need in the Boardroom.

I think if Nat can tone it down a little he’ll be fine, he might even achieve a cult following, our own less empathetic version of the Wealdstone Raider, perhaps.

Rasmus will be all over this, replacing Cortese’s dated Corleone chic with some Scandinavian minimalist identity. Expect an office the size of a gymnasium with a chair in the middle - signed black and white Brentford team photo on the desk next to the overheating laptop.

Fuck me Turkish it’s only ‘half time’ in the League Cup, I hope you weren’t one of the daftees who upset Nat!

If he gets it to 100% this season he will have completely won me over. In fact I’d gladly take that, administration and a takeover by Matt Hancock 🙂

We were still in both Cup completions - that was the point being made. See how he does once we are out. At present, Jones is doing worse with the ‘pile of shit’ than Hassenhutl did, that takes some doing!

Not really, the cup games have been a welcome distraction from dire league form - one scraped win in six - and that against the only team in the division as poor as we are. Currently buying Nat time and prolonging pressure towards the chop, even with wankers like Ankersen and Semmens in charge.

He’s lucky he inherited the cup runs when he came in, without it in terms of the league his % win ratio must be around 10.5 / 11 %. That’s worse than dear old Lesley Reed who was once voted the worst manager of all time 😂

Daftees!

Really? Where were you watching the ‘idiot fans’ from - the dugout or directors’ box?

Great to see the Ankersen 2023/24 master plan in action. We drone on…

Maybe he was referring to being shagged by him. Long, dark, nights in the valleys…

If that’s the choice I’d take a Mickey Evans over an Augustin Delgado right now.

We’ve now had a year of Sport Republic’s stewardship after establishing in the Premier League for over a decade. I dread to think what their relegation crisis management would look like, but my guess is that Ankersen has a PowerPoint presentation already prepared. Forget any local PR, when we go down Solak will decide what happens and he may well cut and run. Could anyone actually blame him.

Marty is known for wearing a very robust eyeliner and mascara during negotiations.

Will close the window with Janny B and Chinny Reckon...

Would be a great twenty minutes (for me at least) but would probably put my back out getting off the trampoline

Best have ten pints