Miltonaggro

Been on the palm wine at the AFCON!

Stand firm you saints, we need this!

You've left the bottom three tiers off, culminating in Martin Semmens as Chief Fluffer and Head of Biscuits...

Good to hear. LLSS.

It's rather reminiscent of the obsession with the SAS which followed the Iranian Embassy siege in 1981, with a formerly clandestine special forces group coming into general public consciousness for the first time in its illustrious history. Along with the keen recruits and admirers, vocal and silent, the CoT is bound to draw its share of obsessives, serial onanists, sociopaths and Walter Mittys. As far as I know genuine supporters are all subscribed to the Whatsapp group in readiness for mid-June.

Indeed, plus the way Natty J shafted Luton for SFC the moment Rasmus wooed him at Nandos in Watford.

This would open the door for the return of Sir Leslie Arnold Reed, now 71, but unfinished business in SO14, and two months before the allotment needs weeding.

Be good if some of our erstwhile cerise army dinlos actually visited a fucking library before having an opinion on the comparative decibel level.

Ryan 'mind the gap' Manning...

He was appalling on Saturday. You could have driven a combine through the gaps he was leaving. Has to be Bree in there next game.

I think it’s a front. He’ll stop off at an obscure chippy in Chichester for two quarter pounders along with a large battered sausage to scoff in the Tesla on the way home.

Like the Huddersfield forward line but with bigger tits!

He's an unusual player Mara, but yesterday looked very much like the number nine we've been missing, at 21 he's growing into his trade and now coming up with the goods. Languid style and seems too casual on occasion, but technically streets apart from Adams. A player that's hard to pigeonhole - shades of Charlie George / Gabbiadini for us perhaps? Great to watch him terrorise and out-think Hudds yesterday and would bet Martin has him start against Bristol City.

Big physical niggly side Huddersfield and they matched us for fitness and bullied us first half. Manning might have well been replaced by a hatstand, positional sense of Mark Thatcher. KWP and Bazunu both looked a bit out of sorts as did Fraser and Armstrong. Not sure what big Russ put in the halftime tea, but that ten minutes or so after half time was like a fucking blitzkrieg - a remarkable spell in a remarkable season. Rothwell is a class act and a very strong player, a couple of touches from Brooks were on another level, deft and decisive - rare. Edozie a right handful and Mara looking like a proper centre forward, the angle for his goal would have done for Adams, I’d start him v Bristol. Sulemana is mad as a box of frogs but a joy to watch as he terrorises oppo defenders. That felt like the old McMenemy you score four we’ll score five days! 25 unbeaten, remarkable.

If you ever need to reach out Nathan, I’m here…

Watched again and beyond parody, the player's faces are very telling, poor sods.

Nat would look more at home ranting at a bus station.

Was there for that. Great night!

You need to get in touch with the club to write the matchday programme notes. I'd pay an extra 50p for 'Introducing Today's Opponents' with Wade...

Lightning strike hopefully.

Extra time and a few knocks. God willing.

Make of it what you will…

North Sea or town gas?

It's level of inbreeding akin to battery turkeys, the juvenile alongside will begin to develop the blue crown plumage once he reaches breeding maturity and IQ confirmed as below 40...

To be honest, if we want to consolidate our USP...