Miltonaggro

Bless them, after we kindly saved them from oblivion with the bucketelethon you'd think they'd be more grateful. Short memories amongst their fanbase, and only half of it due to senility.

He'll be saying the same to Ryan Manning next season.

Has he fucked off yet?

Gary Glitter to offer Mr Tumble 'expert' advice.

I think it’s daft limiting Saints to catching the Foxes, people need to get on board for the championship and FA cup double. You heard it here first [hopefully]. In Russ we trust…

Aribo seems much more effective as a central midfielder and it's his physicality and short burst of speed that is the major asset, we didn't really see that last season. At 6ft and built like a light heavyweight and you can see the opposition aware and looking over shoulders when he is on the park. Good to see him doing well and Martin using him effectively.

Like a fine wine (on the day of the Transit wank court appearance)

Phhhwwwwoooooaaaarrrrrrr!

Could be a good day out, tickets for upcoming game against St Etienne are £12 and looks a cracking football stadium:

BB played for the Washington Diplomats in 1975. This side went on to have a bit of a Saints connection, team photo below three years later from 1978. Big Jim Steel and Bobby Stokes but also Eric Martin (who missed the team photo) and Ray Graydon, Dave Merrington's first team coach.

League and cup double. Piece of cake.

Aribo the Nigerian Romeu 😀

There she is! Terrific win Southampton, just the tonic! Fair play to Russell Martin.

Get the fuckity in!

Steady on!

Been on the palm wine at the AFCON!

Stand firm you saints, we need this!

You've left the bottom three tiers off, culminating in Martin Semmens as Chief Fluffer and Head of Biscuits...

Good to hear. LLSS.

It's rather reminiscent of the obsession with the SAS which followed the Iranian Embassy siege in 1981, with a formerly clandestine special forces group coming into general public consciousness for the first time in its illustrious history. Along with the keen recruits and admirers, vocal and silent, the CoT is bound to draw its share of obsessives, serial onanists, sociopaths and Walter Mittys. As far as I know genuine supporters are all subscribed to the Whatsapp group in readiness for mid-June.

Indeed, plus the way Natty J shafted Luton for SFC the moment Rasmus wooed him at Nandos in Watford.

This would open the door for the return of Sir Leslie Arnold Reed, now 71, but unfinished business in SO14, and two months before the allotment needs weeding.

Be good if some of our erstwhile cerise army dinlos actually visited a fucking library before having an opinion on the comparative decibel level.

Ryan 'mind the gap' Manning...