This Charming Man

I'm off to see the famous Glasgow Rangers this weekend. I'll hunt Hooper down and kidnap him. Will I be able to pass him off as hand luggage?

You can stick your red roses up your arse...

Loan spell should be good for him. Send him out for the season I say as the bits I've seen from him so far, it doesn't look like he'd be pushing for a regular place in the squad just yet.

Can you please point out all the bigoted comments on here, please. I must've missed them.

Or you could argue that how does coming 4th in the PL warrant entry into the CHAMPIONS League. Technically they're more deserving of a place than a team who comes 2nd, 3rd or 4th in the PL as they would've actually won their league. It's not their fault it's a garbage league. You can only beat what's in front of you...

You should be banned for your awful attempt at spelling.

Are you talking about Scotland or the Republic of Portsmouth?

He never really got to play in his preferred position for us and if we were a little more attacking and expressive under WGS, I'm sure he would've been a lot better for us. Closing down, tracking back and getting stuck is what was asked of him in this side and he just wasn't that kind of a player.

They would to start with but once they received the television money PL teams receive and were able to market themselves worldwide to their massive, massive fanbases as Premier League teams, they would start generating huge sums of money and would soon be challenging the top teams in this league and in Europe.

They did; http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2571343,00.html

As Scotland are so lowly ranked now, they only get 1 Champions League place and they only get entered into the qualifying rounds.

Maybe you should read up on the connections between Celtic and the IRA and Celtic and child abuse. I also find it baffling that you're willing to overlook the fact they accuse British soldiers of being murderers and disrupt minute silences purely because they're left wing and fit in with your political views. Have you no pride in your country?

I'd happily shoot Rupert Lowe.

Where do I sign up?

Don't read it then. This is a messageboard where people debate things, we're not all going to agree with each other all the time and not everyone is going to get along.

And he let a 40yd yard shot in through his arms.

Not a bad effort from Ajmal, 7/92! Imagine he will continue to tear through us at will this series, as we'll treat him as some sort of unplayable bowling god like we did with Warne and Murili. A stat stolen from TMS - "This is the 400th time in the history of Test cricket that a side batting first has scored less than 200. Of the previous 399, only 75 had gone on to win the match."

Totally forgot he played for us. People mention Mark Hughes but he was coming to the end of his career, so he was never going to be anything special here. As for Skacel, he was an average player who did an ok job for us, it wasn't his fault he was hyped up to be the saving grace of Southampton FC on this forum. Prutton was a big disappointment. Came here with big potential and regarded as one of the best young prospects in the country, though never quite cut it.

Poor start from us, though if we can make 200 and get a few early wickets, hopefully the usual Pakistani collapse will follow. Make sure you get the Saints flag in a decent position so it get's on TV!

Yes you will.

Classic. You're a moron.

Why would you pick on innocent Celtic? They're a bunch of lovable, liberal chaps; who don't sing Pro IRA songs, don't display banners calling British troops murderers, they haven't protested over the fact they were forced to wear poppies on their shirts, they haven't disrupted minute silences on remembrance day, they don't sing anti-British songs. Lovely football club...

Given the demand for tickets for recent away games, we would easily sell whatever allocations we were given for them. The club would have to be pretty daft not to take the most we can possibly get... oh.

I don't understand why people feel the need to make up obscure excuses as to why they're not going. Just admit you can't be arsed and would rather stay at home and watch it in the warm. P.s. I am going.

I'm also pretty disgusted at the amount of people on here that say Celtic are their second team. Have you no self respect or pride in your country? GSTQ