This Charming Man

Do it. Then we won't have to put up with you running home at midnight when we're supposed to be on the lash all night.

Adkins out. Keith Curle in.

It's all coming flooding back to me now. Didn't Le Tiss' son make a late appearance as well?

Barton, Cantona, Di Canio, Ballotelli, Savage - they're all characters that you can't help but find amusing, IMO. There is no denying that they can and have acted like kn0bs but at least they're entertaining, unlike; Roy Keane, Collymore, Marlon King and the like who are just kn0bs.

I can barely remember it. Didn't he play an England All Star side?

Was just a shame Ballotelli wasn't on the pitch at the time. If only Barton had aimed a kick in his direction, now that would've been great viewing.

It is, his account is verified.

Probably just the usual, sh*gging around and the like. The stuff that nobody really cares about but the media go ballistic over.

How is it? What else are you expecting us to achieve this season, other than survival? We're a newly promoted side and the vast majority will be expecting us to be involved in a relegation battle next season. Other than this season, the last time all 3 newly promoted sides stayed up was 11 years ago. History tends to suggest we'll be in the mix.

Imagine it's down to the fact their catchment area is much smaller than ours. Plus Man Utd and Man Citeh poach all their potential fans.

I was p*ssing myself laughing when it all kicked off. All helped add to one of the most dramatic Premiership games of all time. Don't think too many are getting high and mighty, just stating he's a c*nt. Which he is, doesn't mean I don't find him funny though.

I imagine QPR will terminate his contract. Can't see Hughes tolerating behaviour like that. Can't see any Premiership teams wanting to take a gamble on him if that did happen.

2/500-1?! Aren't they aware we're building a new training ground and have a massive catchment area?

Well that's one thing Lowe called correctly. I could've lived with his attitude in return for 50 goals and a £30m sell on fee. Though saying that, Lowe would've sold him for £10m and they would've pay that in monthly instalments of £1.

Not saying he's not a decent player, but is he a superior player to Cork and Morgan? Not IMO.

Not necessarily. If they're really good burgalers, then they may well live in a wealthy area now.

We also thought Drogba wasn't worth £2m...

Anything North of the Watford gap is the North. The Midlands is purely a term used to describe a region of the North. When asking for directions, you don't hear anyone say "take a left then head Midlands'. It's not North, South, East, West, Midlands. Therefore the Midlands cannot be anything else other than Northern. It's the North. FACT.

He's a good player but no better than what we've already got. One player of theirs we should be looking at is Sonny Aluko. Very skilful winger who also scores a few, he's good on the ball, English and he's young. He also went on trial at Juventus before signing for Rangers this season, so must have something about him for them to take notice.

Sounds alright to me.

I watch Rangers quite a bit and I'd certainly hope we're setting our sights slightly higher than him.

How ironic that the league was won in Fergie time.

It was just one of those things, you knew as soon as they got an equaliser a winner would soon follow. All the momentum was with Man City and it was a miracle QPR had held out for as long as they had.

Are you trying to say that in a matter of seconds and with 1bn people watching around the world, Mark Hughes issued an instruction to his entire team to throw the game?

It's not an anti-Scouse thread, it's an anti-Liverpool fans moaning again thread. So calm down...