This Charming Man

Fareham would be turned red as well.

My comment wasn't aimed at you. You were suggesting that Verbal Knight may be declining to watch the Euros because John Terry is a nasty man. I then suggested that if this was the case, then surely there are more worthy causes to take a moral stand on (I know it's all the rage these days) like the ones I listed above.

Slight problem with that though is it's not a very popular lifestyle choice to come from Pompey and support us...

Surely building a tramline to connect SMS to town would be a bit pointless? It's a 10/15min walk into town. Something like a tramline or train station at the ground would only serve to increase congestion within the immediate vicinity, as people would have to queue, where at the moment people are able to filter off in 4 different directions and the area around the ground does clear quite quickly.

Just go for drinks. Food will absorb the alcohol meaning she won't get as drunk and therefore less likely to bone you. Once she's had a few glasses of wine, challenge her to a couple of Tequila Slammers, she'll initially decline. This is when you make a few jokes at her expense about it, she'll then giggle away and agree to the Tequila. Then let nature take it's course...

Can we bring back the Saintettes now? I miss seeing a bunch of fat, ginger women prancing around at HT.

If they're going to sit in SMS all week, then fair play to them.

I came to a conclusion pages ago... the vast majority on here are delusional morons.

Next time I go to Liverpool, I'll be sure to lay a wreath in memory of their failed attempt to steal the cruise industry from us.

I'm well known on here for taking this internet malarkey too seriously.

In all fairness to Haye, bar the Kilitcshkos, there isn't exactly much talent out there for him to fight. Apparently they tried to get a fight with one of the Klitcshkos this summer but they wanted to fight later in the year, hence why he took this fight. Can't blame him for wanting to earn a few million to destroy a bum like Chisora who he quite clearly dislikes.

Judging by a Cardiff supporting mates status on FB this morning and the comments on it from other Cardiff fans, I think it's safe to say they're a little against that idea. Will be a dark day for British football if it's allowed to happen. NO AL CALCIO MODERNO!

And a ridiculous use of taxpayers money.

Hopefully Craig David will desert Chelsea and come back to us. I've missed him.

Exactly. Look at Colchester, Brighton, Reading and Coventry as examples, terrible away days mainly because the ground is miles out of town. The location of SMS could not be better and there is plenty of room around the ground to develop. It would surely be cheaper to acquire additional land around SMS in a run down part of the city, rather than Stoneham.

Yes, I do have issues. My main one being I don't want SMS turned into a soulless bowl full of day trippers. I thought I made that quite clear in my previous posts? What are you struggling to understand here?

I can only presume you're on a wind-up or a bit mental? I've travelled quite a bit around Asia and can assure you we're not big news over there and that's not going to change any time soon. When asked by anyone local where I was from and I replied England, they would go mad "ahh Mr, what team you support?" "Southampton" "who?" In the end I got bored of trying to explain about Southampton and used to answer with Man Utd, it just saved the hassle. As far as people over there are concerned, we don't even exist. The support they have for Man Utd and Liverpool (they're the two big guns over there) is fanatical. It's going to take more than an smallish, average Premiership team with one Japanese player to change that. Even Madrid and Barca struggle to get much of a look in compared to the big Premiership clubs.

Take her to one circa 11pm on a Tuesday night. That should ensure pizza and boning.

Calm down, your thread is finally taking off.

That went well last time...

I could not think of anything worse than an out of town stadium. The one thing our identikit stadium has over most new grounds is it's location.

Shouldn't you be at football training or something?

Tell her to come round yours and you'll cook, then tell her she's not allowed to eat until she bones you. If she's fat, you're in luck.

Redneck yanks, don't you just love them...

Great site lads. Keep up the good work.