This Charming Man

He probably lives in a tent outside Javier De Pedro's house.

We're building a new academy and they're not.

Love it when he plays that song in Southampton. He always manages to get a pro-Southampton comment and an anti-Skate comment in there.

But Everton don't have a massive catchment area like us. Full of people earning a decent wage, aimlessly strolling through life, desperately seeking a Premiership team to follow but have yet to make up their minds as who to follow.

The oddest thing they've ever done is to believe that Forte is a professional footballer.

Whatever happened to Javi? I've always imagined Baj throwing him into a volcano or something quite dramatic like that.

Well you'd imagine the 14k or so we had this year would renew (well the vast majority of them), then we need to factor in local people jumping on the bandwagon, say another 8k. Then there's the 10k in Dorset that will want one, 10k people from Guildford that will want season tickets, 10k people from Pompey that will want one as they're now rubbish. Hang on a second, we're going to need a bigger ground aren't we...?

But fans like you who can't be bothered to attend one of the biggest games in our history because it involved a little bit of effort are the type of fan we could do without anyway. Much like Sotonjoe.

Can I have a partial refund on my £5 membership fee, as I wasn't able to access the forum for an hour?

Maybe this is Keith's revenge?

It would be a bit silly having a waiting list when we've never once even come close to selling the full quota of Season Tickets that we're allowed to sell. Which I believe is around the 27k mark. Someone like Norwich or Derby would have a good case for expanding their ground as they have huge number of season tickets holders. We don't. Would be a bit of a gamble expanding the ground on the off chance of attracting floating fans. In order to expand we would need a good few years where it's nigh on impossible to obtain a ticket as it's all season ticket holders. I can't see us having that problem any time soon.

I went to see NEC play a couple of months ago and they did have a decent attacking midfielder, imagine it was him but he's signed for Ajax already I believe.

Who did it? My money is on Turkish (well he paid someone to do it, he's far too thick to be able to do something like that himself). Seems quite convenient he's out the country when all this happens.

If you can't laugh at those less fortunate than you, what can you laugh at?

Argos jewellery.

I use the official Android Twitter app on my phone and the official Apple Twitter app on my iPad and both work fine for me.

Probably to do with Southern poor people, being richer than Northern poor people.

The most entertaining part will be all the p*ssed up 'Wall and WHU fans going at it with each other.

You mean 4th from top, right?

I've only ever seen them on council estates or parks that are within 5 minutes of a council estate.

Mini moto's.

Shops specifically selling Eastern European and Asian food.

'Welcome to Portsmouth' signs.

That's quite posh for them. They still take a slash in a hole in the floor.

Labour voters.