This Charming Man

Don't be like that, after all, I do no so much about these things.

I was sarcastically making the point that nobody cares if you've received your tickets. Hope this clears up any misunderstanding.

Treat yourself to a few nights in Bangkok - mad place, then jump on the overnight train South and hit the islands. Ko Phi Phi is stunning. Lovely beaches, good nightlife and loads of young, drunk fanny - fill your boots. As for NZ, the scenery on the South Island is stunning. If you're into your extreme sports, head to Queenstown. The highwire bungy and a skydive over the Fox Glacier at dawn come highly recommended by myself.

He's a Skate, that's the only reason we need to ban him.

Yeah they normally do. I lived on plain noodles and ketchup from Woolworths and would occasionally treat myself to some cut price sausages (get there an hour before the supermarket closes for the bargains). Food of kings.

It's a fantastic place. Been a couple of times and I love it over there. You may want a bit more than £3k though unless you're planning on working most of the time? I went with £3k about 8 years ago and only just got by on that for 3 months. Had a mate who was there recently and some of the prices he was quoting was staggering compared to what I was paying.

I'm pleased for you.

I find it highly unlikely that LTC randomly applauds, I imagine he'll do it when a player does something worthy of applause - just like the vast majority of the ground does. I also find it highly unlikely that he sings Buck Fizz songs at the football, imagine he just joins in with the songs that everyone else is singing. It was a nice attempt at a defiant post but in the end it just comes across as a load of hot air.

They were showing as sold out yesterday morning. We've since received another allocation, which the club would've known all along we were getting.

I had a mate who rang up yesterday and was advised it was sold out. They failed to mention that they were waiting to receive further tickets. They're clueless morons in that office.

Serves him right for having a daft name.

Disgraceful. Really annoys me when they won't admit they're wrong. Anyone who knows anything about football could tell you that wasn't a penalty (not least because he was offside). Nice touch from Reilly phoning up Martinez and apologising for the monumental balls up in the Chelsea game. Mistakes will be made, human error is a natural occurrence but hold your hands up when you get it wrong. Ref's are wrapped up in cotton wool these days. You have a high profile job, you need to be man enough to take the criticism that will inevitably come your way when an error is made.

I'll be cheering on Brighton. Couldn't care less about them normally and as far as I'm concerned, there's no rivalry. Yes Poyet is a c*nt but I'll take pleasure from him being able to do us a favour as that'll probably really grate on him.

Correct.

You really, really should've waited until promotion is guaranteed.

They looked more like rugby players than cheerleaders.

Ring up the ticket office and give them a bollocking for supplying you with false information. Ring the information line as that'll take you through to the stadium ticket office.

If we're going for the college football experience, I'd rather we hire cheerleaders, preferably the Palace ones. They were stunning.

I had to go undercover as part of my campaign to rid SMS of them. Thankfully Lee is out for the season so we shouldn't be seeing them again until next season and by then I'll be ready for them.

8. Have you been drinking?

Let's just concentrate on trying to get the 'We Love You' chant going before we think about any more new songs.

You need to stop whispering it under your breath and make sure they actually hear you though.

Why? The true capacity of that terrace would've been cut by a few hundred odd to allow for people jibbing in, duplicates etc. So fear not, 10/20 odd people getting on there who shouldn't be on there isn't going to cause the next Hillsborough.

Rangers also did it at the last Old Firm, mocking the lack of atmosphere from Celtic (I didn't join in). I must admit though, it does look impressive when the entire ground is doing it. Celtic did it at Parkhead when I was there with Rangers and you could literally feel the entire ground shaking.

Why are you so critical of your local side? You glory hunter.