SambaMaverick

Judging by his stats, Udoh's YouTube compilation should be a hoot

The club model doesn't work. That's what I'm upset about. If you bend over for every player, you become a destination for players looking for a shortcut to the top - as we've found out in recent years. Palace, Villa, Brentford, Forest, Fulham, even Newcastle - all these clubs have made names as places where you can get to the top IF you can put in top performances year-on-year and bring success to the place who actually took the gamble of bringing you in.

Is there a club which caves and bends over backwards to conform to players wishes more than us, do you reckon? City do it, but they can afford to. These players are under contract, they don't have to want to play - they just have to do it.

Think it's fairly obvious by now

What a joke

Do you think Onuachu is a Premier League player?

You think he's as good as Chris wood?

I haven't said don't play him. Incredibly, he is our best striker. I said he cannot be on the team sheet in this league, as in he isn't good enough for this league. Nowhere near. What I'm saying is based in reality, because we are one of the worst teams in history.

Another 'told you so' loser. Big round of applause for you

That isn't a stat. He lost possession 27 times today, completed only half of his passes, won one of his 11 duels on the deck, 16 of his 24 duels in the air, was offside (inexplicably) three times.

Maybe I've gone completely mental... Or maybe everyone's changing with the wind now he's scored a winner... The guy looks like a pub player, and the stats from today 100% back me up. He didn't win duels, he's wasteful - but he scored the winner. You can't drop him after scoring a winner, but the fact that he's ended up our best striker this season is directly correlated to us being a waste of space. He is absolutely NOT 'fast in a straight line'. Just because it looks like he's in pain, doesn't make it quick.

It's because he isn't very good Fair play to him for the winner but he's a gimmick and cannot be on the team sheet in this league

Armstrong ain't the answer but if you're liking what you see from Onuachu, I don't know what to tell you mate

How can you watch Onuachu control 1000 balls in training over a week and then put him in a Premier League side

We're trying to counter attack with no threat in behind

£10m gets you Milenkovic at Forest £12m gets you Murillo at Forest £15m gets you Huijsen at Bournemouth £15m gets you Bassey at Fulham Do I need to go on? Of course all those signings would require actual scouting, so you can count us out

Bellis playing like Roy Keane is watching his every move £20m player he is not

How anyone comes away from watching Onuachu thinking they've got value for money, I don't know Bloke is stuck in treacle with a trampoline touch - get fucking rid

Get rid of him to the Championship? Where he will be scoring goals and earning points which go against us?

SR haven't got a fucking clue if they let that happen

Can't really see the positives in keeping him for next season. Get Rohl in, clean slate.

Another week closer to the inevitable Juric must go at the end of the season and I think the board knew that would happen when they brought him in

Anyone else think Amorim at United is a total oddball? Looks like he's cracking up, no surprise as they are a basketcase - but fuck me...

And Prowsey with the armband 😉

The lack of experience and common sense in building a PL-ready side has killed us. Lack of cover at DM, the wingers we signed, zero upgrades at centre-back, and downgrading on Che up front - disaster. Anyone linked with that window should be shown the door.