SambaMaverick

You get looked at sideways at SMS for dropping a swear word. I think I'd be pepper sprayed if I went all Arab Spring by Ted Bates, to be honest.

That's if the ticket actually sells, which I doubt it will

Ticket exchange will be getting a battering this morning then, myself included I'll be fucked if I'm gonna spend any more time and money on watching this shite

Are they asleep at the wheel? Just come out and say something, anything at this point

Their fans will be the only ones at the game after reading our prices, fuck me

Anti football of the highest order, this

Aribo has really made the step up this season at least, impressed with him

No one will see that nuance, we will have him next season

People telling me there'll be a queue to sign THB... Don't make me laugh

I just don't know where the players get the idea that anyone gives a fuck if they like it - at least while we aren't getting results. They aren't paid to have fun and lose, they are paid to win games of football - in part by us, the fans. They should be doing that, by hook or by crook.

With all due respect, we have five points from 42 and are already eight points from safety. It would have to be some fire to get any worse than this.

The fact Lego came through the door and the first things he did is make this bloke skipper and then argue the toss with a fan about Gavin Bazunu being the best keeper in the Championship tells you all you need to know about where he's headed in football.

Bournemouth and Iraola are mighty impressive. All their players are fit as a fiddle, well drilled, they don't fuck about with it at the back - everything we ain't.

Where has the idea that giving the ball away high up the pitch is somehow a bad thing come from? Russell doesn't like it because it would require him to have the intelligence to co-ordinate a decent press or actually set some decent pressing traps. It would mean that his teams have to actually be fit, and be hyper-aware of their positioning at all times - who wants that? At the moment he just wants us to have the ball until the opponent submits to our superiority, and our 11 goals scored (worst in the division) is proof that is going swimmingly.

He will never manage in the Premier League again after us. There is nothing behind those eyes, just a dense cunt with a flawed belief he knows better than everyone else.

X-post from game thread: Absolutely no point sacking RM now. Hope we keep him in and make him radioactive to the top two tiers, Jones style. Hopefully every other club can see the cautionary tales of playing possession-based footy. It's shit and it needs to die a death.

Absolutely no point sacking RM now. Hope we keep him in and make him radioactive to the top two tiers, Jones style. Hopefully every other club can see the cautionary tales of playing possession-based footy. It's shit and it needs to die a death.

Hope they're ready for 10k ST sales if that happens

Captain. Leader. Legend.

Boos ring round and my full sympathies to those in the ground Illness providing a convenient excuse tonight, hope it lingers for the rest of the season

Embarrassing

If we're making some wanky documentary series then I will reach new levels of embarrassment for my club

Likely to go seven points adrift of safety tonight, grim

So we are the footballing equivalent of a bloke who drinks Kestrel by the case and toots crack rocks every evening because life is too hard? Right... can I sign up twice?

£30-35m I would think, back-loaded with a lot of add-ons and future sale clauses. Archie Gray went for a similar amount in the summer.