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due to that eye injury. He's gonna be out for a fortnight. Good job we bought Mr Fonte! http://www.teamtalk.com/football/preview/0,16374,1783_5862841,00.html

hohoho LMFAO!

Shot in the arris? Jonny O - the man with 2 ringpieces! Must be a song there somwhere...

In Pards, NC & Marcus we trust! Bollix to the Ward deal/non-deal. All water under the bridge now for whatever reason. Onwards & upwards!

Along with the Coca Cola & McDonalds they were photographed consuming! More faces than a town hall clock that lot...

There are a few members of this forum that I'd happily see castrated before any poor dog ffs...

May 17th

Hence the new signing from Exeter today...

Yep. Tuesday March 2nd.

tuesday 16th March.

Exeter boss Perryman's view on Seaborne: http://www.exetercityfc.co.uk/page/NewsFeatures/0,,10436~1931094,00.html

Isn't Thomas being linked with Plymouth???

Indeed. Perry will be 37 this April and I can't see him playing much longer.

I think some fans are forgetting we've got a lot of games coming up in the league (not to mention all those JPT and FA Cup games) and Pards is looking to chop & change the squad & give players a rest as much as possible for some games. The addition of Seaborne will help lighten the load for the rearguard & this weather/the pitch/injuries will start to add up - so an additional CB/LB will be very handy. He's not going to be first automatic choice by the sound of it - but a very decent addition possibly against "lesser" opposition.

I did indeed. Hope you never have to explain the 'Jimmy', 'dhobi dust' or 'Goffas' mate. You'll be here for years...

Good shout. With the OP stating that he's got "a diploma in computerised/manual payroll admin" - there must be a tailor-made job at HMS Centurion/Sultan?!?!

To the morgue (I hope) in a body-bag in Choudary's case...

My advice would be to emmigrate to Australia or New Zealand!

We're gonna need a song for José Miguel da Rocha Fonte. Go on then all you smart-arses!

Yep. Me too. Excellent signing. Cheers.

I think it's a good idea. Reminds me of a new ATM machine being installed near me: A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw the card. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

Pericard?

Tut tut... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8447784.stm Points of note: Labour Party deputy leader Harriet Harman has been fined £350 after pleading guilty to driving without due care and attention. The Camberwell and Peckham MP, who was at a cabinet meeting in Downing Street at the time of the hearing, was also ordered to pay £75 costs and a £15 "victim surcharge". "£15 Victim surcharge" ffs! "she had been attempting to manoeuvre her Rover 75 out from between two parked vehicles when she reversed into one of them. Ms Harman, who is also House of Commons leader and equality minister, was using her mobile phone when she got into the car and throughout the low-speed incident, the court heard. lol - a Rover ffs?!?! "The court heard that Ms Harman already has six penalty points on her licence after being caught speeding in a 30mph zone, in 2007 and 2008. Motorists with 12 points on their licence face a ban. Ms Harman now has a total of nine." Walk that tightrope Harman!

I've just seen him in Specsavers. He's fine.

Noticed in that Mirror article above that Palace have also delayed player's wages this month...