AlexLaw76

Bet Boris is wishing he'd lied about something less trivial than a garden party. Like WMDs or something.

Ziyech's goal celebration was very weird.

In further worrying developments for Boris Johnson, Professor Neil Ferguson has projected that there were no parties at Downing Street.

Long been a farce. Still no indication when newcastle come to town?

One of the 3 in midfield, or as one of the 10s if we go mental with the 4222

And won the FA Cup. With Wigan. If Ralph got won the FA Cup and relegated us, he would be a legend.

I suspect Chelsea will just spend £75 on the next striker. Not sure someone who has scored 7 goals will cut it for them

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-did-sage-scenarios-compare-to-reality-an-update

They did get an elite manager in the very recent past - Ancelotti. Who knows. Lampard is my bet

When in a hole, keep digging my friend!

Ummmm. Free hit I guess.

given we are in an era of 'can never be too careful', I am amazed fans are not kettle'd every game!

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get an iPhone! I have an Android at the moment, but switching back to Apple this year

It is madness that Norwich - who have been appalling - are 3rd bottom and only 1 point from safety. If course, that is aided by them having played more than anyone else (4 more than Burnley), with Newcastle and Watford both being shite

If he is not fit, why would he on the bench?

is he?

As said on the Match thread. Had player from the top 3 (+United) had scored that, there would be wall-to-wall faffing over it. They would also get voted SPOTY and hailed as the next England captain.

He has been very good for a while now..

But they get 50k every other week though....and they love a scoring No.9 up there...obviously more than any other set of fans, because they are just wacky

Had a top 3 player (+ Man United) had scored that free kick, they'd probably be nominated for SPOTY, and the faffing over them would go on for weeks

Unlucky. Away to a good team, 3rd game in a week.

What comments?

That be why we want a new keeper Hilarious