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Seems to me that you are the one doing all the compromising in this 'relationship'. Four months is absolutely nothing! If you BOTH want to be together all the time how come it seems like you're the one making all the sacrifices? Why can she not come out to Germany on alternate weekends? Why do you have to make a two hour commute to London [presumably Bristol?]. Why can you not find somewhere to live that gives an hour commute each? Swindon for example? Relationships are two way. Yours doesn't appear to be so!

I smell bullsheet! Other clubs DO NOT have owners pumping in £1m or £1.5m or higher to fund wages as the financial fair play rules that they are not allowed to spend more than 55% of turnover on wages. Still, it's unlike anyone from that club to make stuff up is it?

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag - OR ON A GAY WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that ********. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Anyone born on 8th August 1988 will walk in to the team - whether they can kick a ball or not

Er, no, no they won't. Next season they won't have the benefit of parachute payments to boost their income, thus fudging the amount they can spend to stay within the 55% wages to turnover ratio. They will also NOT be able to purchase any players until they have paid off the last ones - circa 2016ish. If / when they don't get promoted this season they are screwed Plenty more legs in this fred

Hi to the Mail journalists reading this thread Shoddy reporting there from Rob Draper though! Anyone other than a nutjob reading that article will conclude that they went into administration over a measly £1.6m instead of the figure 100 times greater than that that they actually owed! Why are the papers so reticent to print how much they actually defaulted on? Is it because it makes football look bad to see how much money is involved and wasted?

Depends on your budget! If you are happy with boil in the bag meat, frozen, recooked roast potatoes, frozen mixed veg, frozen puddings etc and want to pay around £25-£40 per head, then go to one of the chain pubs like Harvester, Hungry Horse, fayre and square etc. If you want home cooking then go to a local independent restaurant / bistro - probably best to try it late November / early December before making a booking though!! - probably looking around £50+ per head. Avoid all hotels!

To be fair it's fine to speculate that they would be back in L2 had they started again, but the reality is they would have had : - No team. - No Ground. - No training ground. - No infrastructure. - No backroom staff. - No youth setup. - No money. - No debt. That doesn't indicate that they would immediately bounce back through the leagues. Besides, this way is MUCH funnier and this particular dish is best served very cold!

I'm done as well - thank you Amazon you make my life so easy every year The remainder of the food shop needs finishing but I'm providing plenty of moral support for that Just got the present wrapping to do now, but since I'm at work on Monday morning it can be done then

Not in Monaco it's not! There's only one set of 'bestest' fans in the world [tm].

The only reason the opposing teams are so eager to play in the 'massive' match at fortress fatpipes is because of the bumper points giveaway currently being offered.

Is that Shhhttteeeevvvveeee Mclaren or 'Arry 'Rosie' Redknapp on the right hand side, waiting in the wings, sipping some tepid [fetid?] coffee? Also, PMSFLMFAO at the other picture with the flag and the rather dodgy stains on it

Fixed for you Nice to see three arrests have now been made and the 'Head Office' of the Sodje 'corporation' - a three bed house in South London - has been raided and computers etc removed.

To be fair, it's the closest he's gonna get to an actual England player whilst at the skates

I'm sure all that nobhead neil will read is 'fans that are champions league class'

100%

Does Colin hold an official capacity at PFC? If so, is he really suggesting that the ground regulations don't apply to some fans in some cases? If so, what is the point of the ground regulations?

Loving the new era of transparency Also, £1,000 for a share buys you absolutely NO say whatsoever in the running of the club http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/po...boss-1-5721427

Will we POSFLOFAO when they make the appointment?

Seems at odds to this website : http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/fc-portsmouth/transfers/verein_1020.html Although it doesn't mention any specific figures, it does suggest that they have been involved in cash transactions on three occasions this season. Would be interesting to find out if the amount that was due on the 19th November was paid

We've just had our front door replaced by Valuedoors. They have NO sales people at all. You select what you want online and it gives you the price. The fitter - local self employed tradesmen who rely on reputation - comes and measures and confirms your choice. They place the order and do the fitting as well, so you get knowledgeable tradesmen instead of pushy salesmen who don't know what they are talking about and want to make as much from you as possible. Despite their name, they do also do windows : http://www.valuedoorsuk.co.uk/windows.php Would be well worth getting a couple of quotes in and then seeing how they compare...

They don't care how far they have to go back until they find a victory do they!

FPMSFLROFLMFAO Pompey football club, making a loss since 1899, leopards, spots etc...