Weston Super Saint

Anyone got any shiny pictures of their championship standard floodlights?

Email, text message, phone call [remember them?], meeting down the pub / at footy / somewhere else - all good ways of keeping in contact with old friends. This way you get to speak to all the ones you like and don't have to listen to / read all their pointless diatribes when you really can't be bothered... After all, that is how we used to keep in touch with people before facebook was around....

Delete all links to facebook = problem solved!

So, where are the championship standard floodlights?

You seem to be forgetting the glorious car park - which was funded by the Tescos money. I assume they only tarmacked half of it because they ran out of money to finish the rest - one million pounds for half a car park is a bargain, non?

Just you wait!! One day they will finally get their championship standard floodlights. That, my friend, is the day this board will go in to meltdown!

Isn't Scott Maclachlane[sp?] also 'Pompey Scot' - one time member on here and also the admin on Pompey Online??? If so, with his past history of 'exclusions' on POL will there be any members of the Pompey Trust left after he's been on the board for a couple of months?

More importantly... I noticed last night that it was pitch black dark last night at 21:00 - in the West of the country - so assume it was dark before then further East. I'm guessing then, that their next evening game will require floodlights but I haven't seen any articles trumpeting the arrival of the championship standard lights that will definitely be in place before the first evening game. Does anyone have an update?

I love the way they try and spin it as 'giving the youngsters a chance' in the hope of avoiding a fine! The rules are very clear and they will be deliberately breaking them. If the youngsters are good enough, they should be playing anyway! If they aren't playing then they clearly aren't good enough! Same old skates always breaking the rules and trying to get away with it!

Stick with it! You will have to go through the whole process and have your Sky disconnected but log on to your 'my sky' about 2 weeks after the cancellation and you will have plenty of 'come back to sky' options available - providing no-one calls you before hand.... If you call up and say you have changed your mind before the end of the 30 days you will not get any offers at all and will be subject to a new 12 month contract at your existing rate. For the record, unless you have not had any sky products for a minimum of 12 months, then they will still class you as an 'existing' customer. Seems crazy, but apparently sky can and do, put whatever arbitrary time limit on it that they want!!

Nope. Those extra spaces are to accommodate the specially selected match officials who will be able to cope with the passion and noise of the cup final...

Feel free to come and have a look I was on the full package with Sky up until about June this year - we had TV, Phone and broadband. TV had the full monty - except movies - and we were paying around £75 per month. Sky then screwed up and added a multiroom subscription that I had never asked for and their customer service was really poor so I told them to stick it - it actually isn't difficult to leave them providing you have completed your 'minimum term' contract which is usually 12 months... I then switched to Plusnet for telephone and broadband, paying for the phone up front for 12 months which works out at about £12.75 per month. I also pay £2.50 per month for unlimited broadband. I bought a Now TV box and used that for about six weeks which is a reasonable alternative to Sky - granted, Sports is uber expensive on that but there are plenty of streaming sites on a laptop for 'must see' games - and you can get the entertainment part in 3 month bundles from amazon that work out way cheaper than buying direct. You can also get the movies a lot cheaper by shopping around, but you only really need that every other month as catching up on the decent new releases doesn't take long! The biggest issue I have is with the lack of competition! Our house - in Weston Super Mare - was built about 12 years ago in a development of about 1500 houses. For some reason, Virgin decided it wasn't worthwhile laying their cables to the area and Openreach decided that copper wiring was good enough! Living about 2 miles from the exchange, that gives me - and about 700 houses nearby - a MAXIMUM broadband speed of 1.8mb/s, which is shocking! Considering the Now TV box is always on and uses up about 1.4mb of this at all times, it doesn't leave a lot left over for the phones, laptops and iPads in the house!!! I switched back to Sky in time for the football season to kick off and now have Sky Sports and Movies and the standard entertainment package and pay them £26 per month. When my 12 months is up next summer and they want to increase this to £54 per month, I shall just cancel it all over again, wait a couple of weeks for the 'come back to Sky' begging email offering 50% off and sign up again for another 12 months. Frankly, they can stick the phone and broadband as PlusNet offer exactly the same deal as Sky were giving me and are about £12 per month cheaper! If Openreach ever upgrade our lines to fibre - the cabinet is still 'under review' as it has been for the past 18 months - then I would chip over to that, which would cost me a few quid more per month, but would ditch Sky completely and move everything to an online option. Sadly, the speed we get is limiting my ability to do this at the moment!

It looks fine to me. Having an excess of water is part of the cunning plan as it washes all the dog **** and needles away which leaves the three youth team players free to clean the boots...

I love corpse ho! He's pretty much become a parody of a nutjob parodying a skate fan. Did I miss the bit where they 'ousted an entire turf war' from their club? Not even sure which administration they are referring to!

£75.00 per head isn't that bad! Even your 2for10 / bargain pub chains will be charging £40-£50 per head and their food will be 'boil in the bag' with frozen roast potatoes! Any restaurant that has a team of waiting staff - as opposed to 'team members' or 'colleagues' - will provide a much better service level and the quality of food will be a lot better. Having said that, they will be charging 2-3 times more than normal for the same service / food, but it's Xmas Day and they will sell out - supply and demand dictates the price on that day of the year!

The cheek of it! Accusing them of cheating! Outrageous! Everyone knows they withdrew - voluntarily - from the competition that season to make it fairer for the other teams. You facking scummahs just make stuff up to suit your own agendas!!!

From SportsDirect, which they've had for a good couple of weeks now. It'll be broken.

Joe Parkes comes across as a complete retard! Also, isn't John Rose our very own Corporate whore / Banker - nice to see him still banging on about attendances!

Personally, I like the way they are trying to fabricate statistics based on time in the top division to prove they are the bestest. This would be the same top division they have been lambasting for the past four years and shouting to anyone that will listen that they don't want to be a part of it!

I like the way in plan 4, the pitch suddenly gets bigger - well, it's claimed that it will get bigger, although what the plan really shows is that it is moved so close to the tunnel that the lino will definitely fall into the abyss every time he runs near the half way line. There's not even enough room for a ballboy on that side of the pitch. Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the floodlights as I've heard on good authority - corpse might even call it a FACT - that the only reason they haven't installed the much trumpeted championship standard floodlights yet is because the plans are being drawn up for PREMIERSHIP standard floodlights....

It should of course feature said carpet throughout the museum. Lots of 'hillocks' to climb over to get to the next exhibit.

Is 'disgraceful manor' the pub that McInnes was drinking in before the event?

I've just been watching BBC Points West - the yocal news for us here in carrot crunching land - and they did a piece on Yeovil Town. The skates have got a proper fight on their hands in the 'common room' stakes as Yeovil have got a pool table AND a dart board in theirs. The stakes have been raised but can the skates keep up with the Jones's?

Jeez - you know money must be really tight when you can't even get your clock back in the virtual world.

Which ones - there's quite a few missing isn't there?