Weston Super Saint

Isn't it nice that the local rag holds the competitors in the same disdain as the manager does, not even bothering to spell check their name

That's better Short and sweet!

Probably the same as 'legal agreement'

And Lambert. Lifetime ambition...

Harsher on the dog being linked to Penny. What did the dog do to deserve that?

Which is the best way for them to be If they were all behind him getting the boot, then champagne Ian and his cronies wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger. While half of them still want him there he'll be there for a good ten more games by which time they'll be so far behind they'll have another season in division four

Can see it fine when right clicking and opening in a new tab. Any chance you can re-do it to scale - the second circle is the same size as the fist... I appreciate that the 3rd circle may be no bigger than a full stop...

Hockey, unfortunately you are quoting two separate issues! There is a legal obligation to price correctly - I believe each individual item that is priced incorrectly can be subject to a fine of up to £5000 - note the phrase 'up to' as this implies that the fine can be lower, which hopefully clarifies your second example I have a feeling your student para legal friend is going to take a while to pass if he is studying UK consumer Law

The proof is in the pudding! Since the legacy debts have been 'settled' and all the monkeys have been packed off to the zoo never to return, can anyone confirm that the clock is hanging proudly where it once sat, ticking away noisily and keeping the right time? Surely that's physical evidence that the debts have been 'settled' Unless of course this particular settlement started with " You can keep your stupid clock, we've got far more important monkeys to be packing off here...."

No mention of the £160m plus debt!

There will be this weekend now that you've just reminded nobhead neil what's been missing from his epic prologues.

Morals and PFC are not compatible

For the record that is very much a rhetorical question and doesn't in any way shape or form need answering.

That's right 'Arry, no idea what twitter is, have you? Lying little ****! Can we ask for a re-trial for the ****? http://footballburp.com/magazine/the-best-askharry-tweets-for-harry-redknapp/

For me, it's the thought of where that finger has been that has me gagging!

The land issue is probably complicated due to all the various charges listed against it - Chinny, Dubov, Local Council, PFA, HMRC etc etc. Does anyone know where this little strip of land is? How significant is it? Have the snooze ever printed a googlemaps image of it like they did with a who owns what around fratton? I'm going to guess that the land is no more than a dirt track leading nowhere significant....

Portsmouth, the ship of Theseus : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus I prefer to think of them as Trigger's broom...

You say potato, I say potato! Either way it sounds expensive What do we think, another £100k or so gone to Pompey's lawyers? Has that reduced the [non] fan owned holding even more?

Looks like that trip to the sceptic isle has had more of an effect on you than initially thought

If it is a contract phone and you have completed the contract, the pretty sure they are not allowed to refuse to unlock the phone.... If it is a phone you have bought and is locked, then as CB said, contact t-mobile and wave cold hard cash in front of them...

Apparently this week a pound in the bucket will buy you a go on 'pin the tail on the donkey'* for the chance to win a virtual carrot! *There is no tail **Nor a donkey

Or just a little simple? Either that or a dirty, pikey skate

Artur's back garden in the bushes?

If you honestly believe that the innernetz has these sorts of far reaching consequences, can I politely suggest you go and spend a little more time in the pub - or anywhere outside in the fresh air???