Weston Super Saint

Do you honestly think that companies - big expensive companies, with lots of money to write off against tax - sponsor football teams because they get a few pictures published in the local rag / and or the Sun? I suspect their sponsorship deals are based more upon the exposure a team will get on Sky and other [possibly international] TV channels.

You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time..... What may annoy some fans - no payment plan - may not bother other fans in the slightest. Therefore a KEY decision for one set of fans, could be completely irrelevant decision for others. Where do you draw the line on the 'key' decisions, and who gets to decide if they're key or not? And Hypo, stop moaning about everything on a bloody messageboard! Try emailing the club to get some of the answers you 'demand' and see if they reply.... I can only imagine that the players are happy with the current training facilities, as I don't recall seeing any of them complaining about them, and surely that is the ONLY thing that matters isn't it???

I think we can rule out the Sun and the Echo from sponsoring us, but apart from that it's probably still business as usual.....

Have they responded to you yet? After all it is Monday today, so I assume the office staff are back in the office.... Hopefully they've put your mind at ease and assured you it was only the adverts that were missing, but will make a special edition for the next issue including all the adverts just for you

Lucky we weren't shown on a seemingly endless loop on SSN all day Saturday then..... ohhhhh....

Not to mention that Chineri was [allegedly] being ratified as a fit and proper person BEFORE the court case so that he could take over immediately after.... So, either they lied about that - pretty sure it was brought up in court??? - or he didn't pass the test

Which is unlikely since he is unable to find a team where he can pass the trial.....

Nope, you're right, they'll be safe as houses, just ask fans of Chester

You make the getting 'rid of' bit sound so easy Assuming you do one day get rid of them, and finally get within your playing wage budget, that doesn't leave any money for their replacements....

I suspect there is a scenario whereby the club gets liquidated and HMRC goes after the officers of the company who knowingly traded while insolvent....

I'm sure Stu will be along any minute with a picture of himself eating his hat

Oh, let me see..... Still £130m in debt. Now regarded as 'cheats' by the wider footballing world - not just Saints fans. Still have Jurassic park for a ground. Still no training facilities of your own. Still got a few of the mercenaries on the books draining your meagre resources. Still haven't made £15m player sales to service the CVA - not that that matters at all, as your barristers admitted that the figures used to work out the CVA in the first place are complete nonsense as you've already had some of the parachute payments last year!!! Still haven't got a pot to pis5 in Still in the championship and still pretty much favourites to go down Looking likely to be 'bought out' [sic] by a man not interested in running a football club. But, never mind, on the plus side you've still got the **** with the bell

Can you not just fly to Gibraltar - presumably they have English ATCs - and get the train / hire a car from there? And next time you book a cruise, why not consider going from Southampton? Surely you can't have missed the fact that EVERY CRUISE SHIP IN THE WORLD [well, nearly!], docks at Southampton over the summer period!!!

Where do they get these retarded reporters from? "If Portsmouth are still in administration when the season begins, a points penalty will be applicable."

Don't forget, whatever happens the 'losing' side gets the chance to appeal..... Also, AA can also show his trump card, which would be the forensic accounting that he's been working tirelessly on

Obviously a 'village idiot' would be required. So, two birds with one stone if you let WS join then

Hi Nick

I think Judge John Deed would be a better option Also how can they have "Andronikou & ors v HM Revenue & Customs" when the Android is staying away on holiday?

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And yet it would also be used for access for / by emergency vehicles. If the gun runner were to restrict access completely I'm pretty sure the local authorities would say 'no' to a public event being held if there were nowhere for the inbred phew to go in the [very likely] event that FP were to catch fire.... On that note, I wonder how much the dump is insured for, and on what date the fire will happen? My guess is it will be in a couple of months after the club has been liquidated, freeing the site up for a nice shiny new Lidl's

And every single one of them - well those that can be bothered - will ALL be JCLs

I guess your best bet would be to threaten to go to trading standards. Vodafone offered and you accepted a 'brand new' phone, and they sent you a second hand one. If that isn't clear breach of contract then nothing is....

Perhaps they've changed his contract to one of those 'rent-a-crowd' ones. The same one that Al-Fahim was on.... They give him a free shirt, and a seat in the crowd to boost the numbers of bestest fans in the whole world...

He's a politician. Don't they all just say the things they think people want to hear?

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