Weston Super Saint

Are you really a researcher for football manager? Surely even they insist on a basic grasp of maths in order to get the gig?

Stop kissing ass. No-one in their right mind is going to make you a mod anyway.

Anybody know who said that?

That would be the filing of accounts part then, that Pompey have so far managed to avoid for over two years I love this bit : Unfortunately we're now having to wade through the bureaucracy of the Football League - just like every other league club has already done in order to get their 'golden share' CHEATS never prosper.

Gary Glitter was your careers advisor?

No, it's TV listings.

That chant made me sni gger all weekend

Wow, the innernetz really is turning into a serious business!

You didn't manage that either

I vote he should be allowed back on, but on one condition, he has three fishes under his name

We went here : http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g297962-d507359-Reviews-World_of_Wonders_Kremlin_Palace-Antalya_Turkish_Mediterranean_Coast.html Two adults [ish], and 16 year old Kevin the teenager and a five year old. We had an enormous family room - huge bed in bedroom with bathroom and hallway downstairs, twin beds with another bathroom upstairs. Weather was great, pool was never really busy with plenty of room for messing around, separate slide pools, and a toddler slide pool, 5 minute walk through the hotel grounds to the beach. Food was excellent, packages are all inclusive, and you get to use the facilities of the sister hotel next door. It's chalked up as a five star hotel, but expect 3/4 star 'English' standards and you won't be disappointed. Staff were very friendly and helpful and plenty of entertainment laid on for kids and adults.

How are the scientologists 'unaware' of the confidential teachings of OT III when they are freely available on the innernetz? Frankly, if they are too stupid to do a simple google search, they clearly deserve to remain in the dark, being fed sh i t, just like mushrooms.

Might have something to do with the visit of Her Majesty the Queen's visit on Monday to launch the new Cunard ship.....

http://www.krusts.co.uk/

So Naïve.

I get sloppy seconds from the pole dancers when we clear up at night.

Spending my weekend stalking Saints fans on an innernetz forum. Going to start pointless threads like 'where did you meet your missus', 'what's your favourite colour', 'what pie do you like best' etc etc. When I find someone with similar tastes to mine, I'm gonna find out where they live and murder them with an axe.

3d TVs are bad news for people like me with only one working eye

So, basically you're arguing that laws and principles of the Human race have evolved at the same time as the race has, but religion hasn't bothered to 'get with the times'. Let's organise ourselves a merry little stoning all in the name of religion of course

After meeting with Susan Boyle and Michelle McManus today, the Pope declared that he isn't at all surprised that his priests are ****ging young boys

I'm sure someone will be along any minute now with the link to one of your sites, where your own fans were whining that there was no atmosphere last week because Herman and the Munsters weren't ringing their bells and banging their drums until the 75th minute as a result of complaints from their own fans! That'll be the atmosphere of how things should be done then in your soul less, lifeless [toilet] bowl. Where do we sign up for this wonderful experience, is it included in the latest Red Letter days brochure?

You are such a plank PMSL. Man watches England football match on the telly - presumably in the pub, but it doesn't say - then goes out and commits a racially motivated attack. From this, you have managed to make an assumption that because this man was in Southampton, then he is a Saints fan, and thus all Saints fans are racist! Perhaps you should walk around Southampton a couple of times and see how many other team's shirts are worn by random men, women and children. Probably about as many as you would find in Portsmouth. But hey, if they watch an England match in Southampton they automatically become a Saints fan don't they.

Lol. I bet you don't get a response

Some of you need to calm down a bit, if these are the things that upset you! Have you thought about ordering all your grocery needs online? That way you don't have to associate with the great unwashed, no tills / checkout girls / pensioners / chavs or pikies to worry about, and you don't have to drive, so don't get stuck in traffic jams. Amazon is an absolute godsend imho, no need to ever go to West Quay again, no queues, no screaming kids and no retarded salespeople asking to help you as soon as you cross the threshold of their pokey little shops.