Weston Super Saint

Apart from the fact that you would have received the money by deception. If there is nothing wrong with the 'can' - how f*cking American : roll : - then you should have been honest with the lady, and said you could simply rub the paint off! But I suppose you belong to the 'where there's blame there's a claim' group of people.

To be fair, she used to have three.

But this one is funnier because it's a hurricane and an earthquake.

At this rate, Matt Lucas really will be the only gay in the village! I can’t understand why Boyzone fans are upset by jokes about Stephen Gately. It’s only words. Stephen Gately's just entered the pearly gates. No change there then. Dear Grim Reaper I'll let you into a little secret, Jamie Oliver and RobskII are gay. And before we get Chrisobee coming on here all crying into his hanky, and Boj getting all E-upset, I'd love to know why post No.16 has lasted so long

They didn't have spades in the 1970's?

So, we could send a man to walk on the moon 30 odd years ago, but these days we can't manager to get a probe to take a camera up there and get some decent pictures! Perhaps that's the price you pay for technological advancement :smt102

Wacko Jacko is also not with them.

Looks like they have a vacancy at Subway too

My daughter wanted a golfing one in Weston Super Mare. It was simples to do.

I was being serious too.

The first rule of EDL is you must not talk about EDL :shock:

Respect is earnt and not given. I'm sure that for all the bad teachers who have no respect there are just as many good teachers who are respected.

Excellent news! You won't have time to be posting on here moaning about hours, lack of pay, benefits, etc etc etc then

Boil AND egg Ponty! No wonder you have so much bile.

And according to the Echo the EDL membership in the Southampton region has risen by 175 in the last week. You can draw your own conclusions from those statistics...

Here's hoping you don't put too much stock into what is said on fans forums regarding takeovers and club ownership After all it's not like anyone would make up stuff that they hope and dream for and post it as FACT is it?

So, would you not class being pregnant on a NUCLEAR submarine being exposed to NUCLEAR radiation a bit of a complication - for both the mother and baby? Perhaps Delldays isn't the most eloquent of posters sometimes, but you'd really need to be as stupid as Verbal not to understand what his point was.

You must have missed the bit that stated the Premier League made up a new rule - just last month, fancy that! - that states they can take control of Premiership Team's finances to stop them going into administration! Not that they want to try and protect their over inflated league or anything, and Heaven forbid a Premier team go into admin and have points docked :shock: Still, pretty soon the Premier League will control half of the teams in the league, nothing wrong with that eh? What happens to the teams they control [like Pompey!], when they inevitably get relegated? Maybe they'll just make up a new rule or two which gives the teams they control more points to avoid relegation!

Verbal [diarrhea], which bit of DD's FACT based post did you miss? And why, if you're such an expert on the issue have you not offered a counter argument against what DD states as FACT? I've highlighted the relevant bits for you - I hope you can see them

It's not a tough one at all. Calling someone a fat c[]nt is no different from calling someone a slanty eyed c[]nt - they're both just physical characteristics after all... However, in this PC world that we've created, one of them is technically illegal to do, whilst the other [by lack of legal classification] is completely acceptable. MOG asks where do you draw the line, and morally there should be no line drawn at all, if calling someone black is offensive, then also calling someone baldy is also offensive, end of argument, nothing more to discuss! Therefore cracking jokes about Englishmen, Irishmen, Scotsmen IS racist and unacceptable, and cracking jokes about fatties and baldies is also unacceptable. There should be nothing for people to complain about as this is the world our 'society' has created. Welcome to humourless Britain

If the bestest fans in the whole wide world ever ™ had bothered to turn up and support their team, perhaps they wouldn't be in this predicament :smt102

It's how Boj met Ponty.

Woot! I'm in with Ivan the Terrible

Have you got the bends?

So, why the hell are you moaning? All this time spent at work surely can't leave much left for breaking the law and being drunk in a public place anyway :smt102