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LOL. I can't see why people get so worked up over this. It's quite simple, either they have the £7m to pay HMRC on the 10th of Feb or they don't. If they do, then fair play to them for raising the funds and not trading illegally, and if not, then they will cease to exist On another note, does anyone remember the dates of Peter - I live overseas on Hayling Island - Storrie, and Twitchy's court dates??

Pretty sure the ONLY person who is likely to fail that test would be the one and only Marc Jackson / Dubai Phil - they are the same person aren't they?

Lol. Freud would probably be very overworked

Just been on South Today too. The reporter was definitely stifling a laugh when reporting it

Far be it for me to come rushing to the defence of Jilly, but which is it Ponty? Can you only see one - as in your original post - or does Jilly have lots of expired ones?

Could you not have just said you're enjoying the demise of Pompey without the made up references to Ian Poulter and Sky TV. No one is impressed Mr Jackson

Top 10 for English you say? Top ten of what exactly - surely not universities if they allow you to start a sentence with 'and' :smt102

That's a bit drastic! It's only a wallet FFS. Surely you could have gone to counseling first, rather than just get divorced :shock:

Is there any chance that Josef Fritzl could have been round and dug out a little basement? If not, just accuse the Mrs of stealing it. I'll bet she goes out and buys you a new one....

Sadly, as a registered user I cannot edit my own posts, so can neither make it bigger or smaller for you Perhaps you could ask Boj?

To be fair Bungle you sound very.......

Which would also be a nickname - seeing as it isn't their actual name - which would imply a degree of warmth or respect, to which you must surely also object....

What a load of sensationalist ********!! A car jacking usually involves one or two individuals 'hijacking' a car from an individual, usually with the use of a knife or gun to force them out of the car. What we have here is just some opportunist little scumbag stealing a car from an unsuspecting pensioner. I'll bet quite heavily that it has been officially recorded by the police as a car theft rather than a car jacking

I wouldn't worry too much about it, I have it on good authority that this particular clock was made in Birmingham in the 1970s - it replaced the original one they built - and has now in fact stopped working completely. Good news though as it means the end of the world will now come as an almighty surprise to everyone so we can all stop worrying about when or if it might happen and go about enjoying life while we can

Do you have a driving licence? Why not look into becoming a bus driver? Pretty sure they provide full training, the job can't be that hard to do, it's only driving after all, the wages are complimentary - if not more! - than retail wages, and apart from putting up with the pikeys and chavs on the bus, I guess the hours can't be too bad..... You could use it as a stop gap - take a year off from job hunting, earn some money and let the economy begin it's recovery - and if you still want to go back to retail I guess there will be a lot more jobs available in 12-18 months time....

No, no, no, it's an Iphone Having spent the last year converting from the horror that is windo$e, first to a macbook, then an imac and finally an iphone, I have to say I am very happy to be rid of the microsoft disaster - I still have a chuckle when Mrs WSS cusses and shout at her windo$e laptop that crashes most times that she loads up facebook However, I would have one suggestion to make the iphone completely unbeatable, and that would be to give it a feminine side and allow it to multitask! If I'm busy doing something on the phone - sending an email or 'on the net' and receive a text, I would very much like to 'minimise' what I'm doing to send a reply, and then resume once I'm done.... Not a huge ask, and I'm hopeful this will be resolved in the next software update, but for now it is a little annoying.....

It's not so much as can't be bothered, rather knowing when you're fighting a losing battle! Sadly he was allocated this school when we moved to the area and our appeals to have him relocated to another school were rejected by the council as the other, better, school was full! I would love to take this up with the school, but fear it will go the same way as everything else with the school and be completely ignored. And I agree completely that it is most likely the school's fault that they haven't grasped the technology available to them, they haven't even mastered the relatively simple text messaging system yet, as we received a text from them at 14.30 today informing us that the school would be open as normal from 08:30 this morning Also, I wasn't bemoaning the fact that the Gov't had set this initiative up - I was all for it, and could see the benefits in the system when we lived in Wales and the school he was attending there had managed to make it work!!! - I do however have an issue with the fact that people who introduced the initiative don't appear to have gone back to check that the schools are capable / able to use it properly!

Well, I consider myself to be a have rather than a have not, and I pay for my own innernetz and computers. We have a son at school - final year GCSEs - and a daughter just started primary school. We were given a website address two years ago by our son's school for checking attendance figures, grades, homework set, etc etc, but were told we needed an access code to get into it - fair enough, as you wouldn't want everyone looking at potentially sensitive information - BUT two years on, we still have not received said access code, and the website hasn't been updated in all that time. So another initiative from the Bliar / Brown gov't that has gone completely to pot. I wonder how much money was invested in the first place to provide every teacher with a laptop and get the school up and running with it's connection??? As for the junior school, well they seem to be taking a far more traditional approach to teaching by teaching the kids to read and supplying them with books, it may be old school methods, but it certainly appears to be far more effective so far.....

To be fair, it's both his legs

To be fair, that guy clearly has a history of not looking where he's going - look at the cut on his left leg for evidence... Also, your 'Bl00dy cat poo' quote is incorrect if the numerous mentions of dogsh1 in the image url are to be believed... Dogs **** on the ground, get over it! Until they introduce a law introduce every animal owner to pick up the **** of the animals they own - including horses, and cows crossing public highways - then dog owners should not be discriminated against.

I'm waiting for the inevitable announcement from Mr Jacobs stating that the money has gone missing. It was in his account last night, we all know that as he told SSN, but this morning when he went to the bank to pay the wages the money had disappeared, he obviously doesn't know where it's gone, but it'll surely be blamed on a bank error - again!

Thank You WS you made me laugh. TMS is starting to get a little dull these days, so keep up the good work

Is it coincidence that Avram is wearing all black??

Can someone update this thread when they find out what ward he is in, so we can all send get well soon cards

Well, I'm assuming he's not the brightest crayon in the box, as his email address - which he's made public :shock: - is aaron_kempson123@hotmail.com Pretty sure that even the dumbest police officer with the absolute worst record of solving crimes wouldn't take more than an hour or so to track him down....