Weston Super Saint

Anybody have any figures on how much CO2 this bad boy - the volcano, not TDD - is / has thrown up into the atmosphere? I wonder if it's more or less than is created by 'man' in a year??

Isn't there still a caveat from the last High Court appearance whereby the court [iIRC] can challenge the legality of the administration if it deems any funny business is / has gone on? Pretty sure that will be the get out clause to ensure they don't 'get away with it'

That is possibly the most stupid thing you've ever written VFTT! It's almost like saying that 'life is a great way of letting natural selection weed out the idiot gene', since everyone who is alive is gonna die too! Not entirely sure how you've reached your conclusion since smoking related diseases in general affect the more elderly. People who generally speaking have had a chance to have children, thus ensuring this 'idiot gene' is passed on

I wonder who voted for Pompey... Was it the fake administrator or the new CEO?

There's a four day match against Warwickshire that starts tomorrow - likely to be as boring as sitting in the hotel room, but they sell beer...

ROTFPMSL Are you saying that you're such a bunch of retards that you can't even manage to protest properly?

Ergo, they would have technically complied with the rules and regulations, and there would be nothing to 'get away with'.... However, I'm pretty sure a change in the rules and regulations will be forthcoming to prevent it happening again... Still not convinced that even with a CVA agreed, without substantial investment, they will be financially sound for a number of years, and thus not competitive anyway.

Serious players, who have been looking to buy a football club for over a year now.... Hmmmmmm, can only mean one of two people, Mr Fialka or Mr Jackson

Did everyone miss this little nugget earlier then??? So, are you saying Mr Fake Admin guy that the club has been insolvent since last May? Surely he couldn't possibly admit that with the UK laws around trading whilst knowingly insolvent?? Or is he trying to claim that the only reason the accounts weren't filed almost a year ago is because they went into administration little over a month ago? Whichever it is, it's another case of grasping at some straws isn't it? http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=769920&sec=england&cc=5739

Thus increasing the debt attributable to the fake administrator

I'm now rooting for a Pompey FA cup win What does the winner of the cup get, £1m isn't it? Since Storrie the wonder negotiator negotiated all the player's contracts, I'm willing to bet it'll cost them around £2.5m in FA cup winning bonuses again

Why do those idiots always harp on about the size of the pitch at Wembley, and its 'vastness'? It is no bigger than most top class pitches, and is only 2 yards wider than Pikey Fratton dump!

I'm not sure whether you're being deliberately thick or just a bit blinkered... They are TOAST! They have no money - we know this because Vantis provided a statement of affairs to the high court which stated they owed various people £70m!! - this has been confirmed and even made bigger by their 'mock' administrator and now stands at £100m! They have the worst fans in the world ™ who are deserting them in their 1000s thus reducing the amount of money coming in. They have an administrator who seems to think that the best way to reduce costs is to get rid of a few part timers, and appoint a new CEO - which technically is his job anyway! So, unless they get a really stupid person to buy them who has buckets full of money to **** against the wall [good luck with that!!], there is no way a CVA will be approved - they cannot legally offer 100% of the football creditors debt without offering the same to ALL the other unsecured creditors, including HMRC - so they will start in the Chumpionship next season on negative points. I'm not sure what your definition of 'toast' is, but that's enough for a start isn't it? Unless of course you'd only accept them going completely bust - which to be fair is still a REAL possibility

Loving it doesn't get even close to how most of us feel Keep it coming though, because I for one would enjoy another 6 months or so of this, would be even funnier if the android did stay on to run you for a couple of seasons Oh, and whatever you do, don't get rid of Avram, comedy gold that fella! And if you could find a place for the Storrie teller that would be just marvelous!

Agents fees are football related, so I guess they would be prioritised along with Portpins £14m. Therefore HMRC would amount to £18m of the remaining £60 = more than 25%

If I were you I'd be trying to work out why these aliens came so close to you two guys, yet decided NOT to abduct you! After all, look at some of the hillbilly's and f&cktards that have been abducted from America, and they decided that you guys weren't good enough for them

I believe that the 'universe' is a mighty big place - beyond my comprehension anyway! The chances of there being another planet like ours close to another sun [star] in such a way that the conditions are rife for 'life' - not just as we know it, but as we don't know it too - are therefore extremely high. Of course to be a 'believer' you would HAVE to be a non religious believer - where does it state in the bible that God created ANOTHER world!! So, do I believe something else is out there, yes I do, the chances of there not being anything else out there are pretty minuscule I'd bet. What I don't get is this whole abduction thing though. For another lifeform to reach our planet would require inter stellar travel - no mean feat in and of itself - but to make it worthwhile this travel must be pretty damn fast - faster than anything we can imagine for sure - which would require a seriously advanced intelligence / capabilities. Why then would such an advanced lifeform want to keep coming back and abducting humans? Surely once or twice would be enough for such an advanced intelligence to learn all it needed to from us......

My take is he's trying to get a CVA approved 'in principle' first from all the creditors, then he'll know how much money he needs to go looking for... I'm no expert on these things, but I'm not sure that's the best way to do things, but then this is Pompey we're talking about....

Lol @ the parts of that website being restricted to members only, but there is no way to join as a member I wonder if the other guys on the website know they're listed as directors? Anyone got a nice hotmail address set up to email Marc and see if he has any monkey chicken petting zoos for sale in his portfolio?

ROTFPMSL The guy really is Walter fecking Mitty isn't he Anybody know what an instituation is and whether it has anything to do with Monkey Chicken Petting zoos?

I hope you paid their NI contributions too, or you'll end up 'doing a Pompey'

The difference is Numpteen, that when we went into administration and got rid of your buddies from destroying the club, more and more people came back to support the team and attendances shot up, or have you conveniently forgotten this? Since Pompey went into admin their attendances have continued to drop. Perhaps their holding a boycott over the administrator??

I wonder if those quotes are directly attributable to Redknapp.... He seems to know an awful lot of detail regarding the transfer and wages of players. Funny since he's on record recently - something to do with his impending court date isn't it? - stating he had no idea how much the players were paid....

And yet you want us to get back to the premiership as quickly as possible! It beggars belief, it really does, that some think we should be back at the promised land so quickly when we're currently struggling to compete in division 3! Reality check needed for some of our more deluded fans, we are where we are, and we're gonna take time to build our way out of the mess that the previous incumbents got us into! Getting upset that other teams are above us does nothing to help the situation, and everything to raise your own blood pressure

Like ask him out on a date or something?