Weston Super Saint

Any chance you're going to enlighten us as to what that reason is? Has Corpse changed his username to fmpr??

Some good news for you. I shot a gross 79 today - my best ever - out in 39, back in 40 at Meon Valley. That's with three 3 putts too

All season tickets are registered to an address. I'd imagine that in sending the season tickets out to the registered address the club is showing 'due diligence' to prove that the season ticket holder lives at said address. Particularly handy if the season ticket holder goes on to cause a bit of 'bovver' as the police will then know who that person is and where they live.....

Maybe it was a regular 3 series with a huge big feck off body kit on, you know, spoiler, flared arches big old stereo etc etc. It was in Hedge End after all - maybe they'd been doing donuts in Maccy D's

Link??

Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it. After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months.....

I'm sure they do pay a McBonus, but only to the managers

Not sure why. You have just enough people to make up ONE side of a five-a-side game. Maybe you should try facebook?

Lol. So, are you saying it's all a conspiracy and that the evil NC cooked up a plan with the Joker to not only re-name the corporate packages, but also put up some articles on the OS and back date them to a couple of months before he even took over the running of the club. Such a shame that his dastardly plan was foiled by those pesky kids and Dave Benson and Hedges Phillips

First off, hitting it to the right is a slice Secondly, slicing the ball is quite common, especially for right handers. Finally, this could be for a multitude of reasons and you will only find out which one is affecting you by having a few lessons with a good teaching pro. I wonder what Will Fox is up to these days But, if you can hit the ball 200-250 yds with a 3 wood, I'd take the driver out of the bag and leave it at home

I like your bunk bed.

If the moderating is consistent you'll get another one for quoting it

There's only one way to sort this : FIGHT!

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Why should you be allowed to appeal? You knew you were speeding, and it's not like you've been given any chances is it? Get caught once or twice maybe, but having not learnt your lesson after three times is just retarded. Perhaps you should have changed your driving habits if your job meant so much to you.

Can you send that one round to mine when he's done? Does he wash cars too?

How about do that for the first 12 matches and save up for a half season ticket.....

Perhaps the club are putting six matches on sale nice and early for all those who couldn't afford a season ticket in one whack... This way it is pretty much equivalent to a payment plan isn't it? Buy six match tickets, and then spend the next two or three months saving up to buy the next six match tickets... Four payments later and you've bought 24 tickets. Sounds like a pretty good alternative to a payment plan to me, the only drawback being you're not guaranteed 'your' seat. However if you choose one that doesn't already have a season ticket holder sitting in it [and I guess there won't be once ST sales have finished], and you buy when the six matches are released, it really shouldn't be a problem....

They're still fukked.

Big brother eviction night?

A bit of duck tape over the mouth, some handcuffs, a few drops of Rhohipnol and nobody will be any the wiser

To be fair they don't have to exit administration to start the season..... They will remain under an embargo though if they don't exit admin AND don't get a NEW owner....

Two questions.... 1. How is it possible to accrue debts to Gaydamak from September when he's been gone for 6 months or so by September? 2. How is it possible to owe £5m to Fahim - a person who by your own administrator's admission doesn't appear to even exist!

No, no it wasn't For the entire season BEFORE we went into admin we cut to the bone - literally You may recall we employed a Dutch clown to run the team, why was that? That's right he was cheap like the budgie. We then got rid of all the high earners / half decent players that we could, and were left with 'the kids' - surely you remember them right? So, instead of spending more money getting in loan deals, we sold everything that was nailed down, even a train painting IIRC in an attempt to keep the ship afloat, which ultimately ended in our relegation You guys on the other hand did what to avoid admin? Oh yeah, that's right you spent some more money and stuck two fingers up to everyone.