Weston Super Saint

Oh, let me see..... Still £130m in debt. Now regarded as 'cheats' by the wider footballing world - not just Saints fans. Still have Jurassic park for a ground. Still no training facilities of your own. Still got a few of the mercenaries on the books draining your meagre resources. Still haven't made £15m player sales to service the CVA - not that that matters at all, as your barristers admitted that the figures used to work out the CVA in the first place are complete nonsense as you've already had some of the parachute payments last year!!! Still haven't got a pot to pis5 in Still in the championship and still pretty much favourites to go down Looking likely to be 'bought out' [sic] by a man not interested in running a football club. But, never mind, on the plus side you've still got the **** with the bell

Can you not just fly to Gibraltar - presumably they have English ATCs - and get the train / hire a car from there? And next time you book a cruise, why not consider going from Southampton? Surely you can't have missed the fact that EVERY CRUISE SHIP IN THE WORLD [well, nearly!], docks at Southampton over the summer period!!!

Where do they get these retarded reporters from? "If Portsmouth are still in administration when the season begins, a points penalty will be applicable."

Don't forget, whatever happens the 'losing' side gets the chance to appeal..... Also, AA can also show his trump card, which would be the forensic accounting that he's been working tirelessly on

Obviously a 'village idiot' would be required. So, two birds with one stone if you let WS join then

Hi Nick

I think Judge John Deed would be a better option Also how can they have "Andronikou & ors v HM Revenue & Customs" when the Android is staying away on holiday?

I beg to differ. http://www.krusts.co.uk/ Some of the best cakes you will EVER eat

And yet it would also be used for access for / by emergency vehicles. If the gun runner were to restrict access completely I'm pretty sure the local authorities would say 'no' to a public event being held if there were nowhere for the inbred phew to go in the [very likely] event that FP were to catch fire.... On that note, I wonder how much the dump is insured for, and on what date the fire will happen? My guess is it will be in a couple of months after the club has been liquidated, freeing the site up for a nice shiny new Lidl's

And every single one of them - well those that can be bothered - will ALL be JCLs

I guess your best bet would be to threaten to go to trading standards. Vodafone offered and you accepted a 'brand new' phone, and they sent you a second hand one. If that isn't clear breach of contract then nothing is....

Perhaps they've changed his contract to one of those 'rent-a-crowd' ones. The same one that Al-Fahim was on.... They give him a free shirt, and a seat in the crowd to boost the numbers of bestest fans in the whole world...

He's a politician. Don't they all just say the things they think people want to hear?

Seven. True story.

Plus, it's always entertaining to laugh at the feckwits who don't understand what 'average speed' is and slow down just before the cameras and put their foot down again once they are 'safely' through the camera And they say GCSEs aren't getting easier

Tick, tock, tick, tock. Didn't the Android say he was uber confident that their court case would be heard before the end of July and that they could really get their season started once that minor inconvenience was out of the way? Oh, and Nick, if by getting away with it you mean losing four-nil to a team that has only won 3 games from the last 17, then I guess you were absolutely spot on

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As long as they go on strike next week and the airports get closed so I can't get back from my holiday, I'm right behind them

They've still got the bestest fans in the whole world who will cheer them on to victory.

And yet their debt managed to increase from £70m - Vantis's statement of affairs - to £135m when it came to CVA voting time. We know that the HMRC debt doubled from £17m to £34m - which I believe was a 100% fine for deliberately avoiding the paying of taxes and mis-management of the club, a fine which is enshrined in English law and that HMRC were fully entitled to do! So, of the £65m increase from the SoA to CVA time, £17m is a result of HMRC. What about the other £48m? Oh, that's right, all the other debts have hovered around the same figure! The guy is a loony, and I wouldn't trust him to sort out my kids' pocket money, let alone the millions of pound he's in charge of!

1. Stay in admin - they can't start TWO consecutive seasons in admin, so they would be fine for this season - and remain under a transfer embargo, playing the kids. 2. Exit admin WITHOUT a CVA and take a large points deduction [15-17 points], more likely to be 17 as they've been in admin before. Either way they are toast and gonna be playing league 1 football next season, and probably at least the season after that too

Lol at the Android I wonder where he gets his dillusions from? Even if they do somehow manage to win it, with it not being heard until October at the earliest, they will be as good as relegated by Christmas when the transfer window opens, and they get the chance to spend their £0 on new players

I reckon that leaves you at least £250 out of pocket

A lot of pleading to HMRC not to kill the club it seems Ironically if AA hadn't completely disregarded the amount of debt claimed by HMRC with no reason, they could already be out of admin by now - albeit without an agreed CVA, and with a big points deduction from the league! - but at least the club would have 'survived', and the parachute payments in league 1 next season would have been useful I guess their game of chicken with HMRC isn't going too well

I suspect it was a rule put in place to earn some money from foreign footballers earning LOTS of cash in the UK and not paying a penny in tax. I agree it seems fair....