Weston Super Saint

If you changed it to Al Murray you'd be very close TG = 'Emo' style haircut, tight black jeans that hang down around his arse. A 'Smiths' T-shirt, and pink sunglasses - even in the winter.

Definitely got a mullet, wears stripey jumpers [like 'where's Wally]. Has brown cords, and black Oxford Brogues. Only ever shops in John Lewis and Co-op.

4/10

Strangely I think he is actually the letter 'F' from his avatar :shock: INS that is, not Jill...

Or phone them up and ask them to redeliver on a day you know you'll be in... Failing that, ask them to deliver the items to your local post office for collection...

Ididots is pretty rude to be fair :shock:

That would explain the 'no smoking' signs at petrol stations

I'm so excited I could crush a grape :shock:

Except now, nearly everyone we're going to play will be above us in the league...

Small face. Or big stitches.

You're kidding?

I think you missed the two Tuesdays and the Thursday. I make it 51 :shock:

That how many fans Pompey have?

Changing the bulb is gonna be a pain :shock:

Is that a type of fish?

Because 8 1/2 month pregnant ladies don't tend to be able to go 'walkies' very far

Silly me! I thought passengers got taken somewhere :shock:

Costs me a fortune in 'kit-e-kat' My Sister's, 'Sami' that I borrow sometimes...

Standing in the road in a sitting position?

They're only for special people.

It doesn't have any letters on the keys. Do they cost extra?

I once strangled a kid and had to be pulled off him by my brother, because he stuck a stick in the spokes of my sister's bike and she went over the handlebars.

With a nice mixed salad?

Being on a bus for five minutes would p1ss me off, let alone 45 minutes :shock:

The point of dogs is to chase [and hopefully kill] cats.