Weston Super Saint

Oh the irony of Newcastle's lowest gate for decades with only 20,000 passionate fans turning up to support their team.... I suppose the other 35,000 were staying away and complaining eh?

That'll be why no-one was sent out on loan last January

We've been saying that for months now

They're all we have! The head coach says they do everything that is asked of them in training, but don't do what they are told on the pitch.... Since the coach has very little influence whilst on the pitch, who else should shoulder the blame?

Excellent news.

Kids does DSM have? I reckon he must have mentioned [in past freds], that he has at least 6 sprogs - young and old. Can we have a poll for a week before DSM reveals the truth?

I'm sure they've all 'earned' their money back too. To be fair it may only be LC that hasn't....

You have no shame

I think he scored in the last two reserve matches of our winning season last year. Naturally that creates a sort of cult hero effect.

Not to mention that since he's been an 'employee' of the club he has earnt far more than he paid for his shares, so losing the monetary value of them probably won't hurt as much as people think. Wilde is probably closing in on break even point too...

I spend the whole meeting with my head down concentrating on the paper I'm doodling on. Sometimes I get distracted by the laydee with the particularly large breasts.

Happy Birthday ESB. I've got you a Zeeeeeeeebra for your present.

Sorry nick, but that just doesn't wash. They want to be pro footballers, so should know - pro footballers have been around for a long time - that there are bad and good times, grief and praise. I know of loads of kids that would love nothing more than to pull on the Saints shirt and play for SFC, the fact is that most of them just aren't good enough, should we lead them into a false sense of security by trying to molly coddle them and tell them that one day they might make it?? Times are tough, the team is playing utter sh1t football, and we even have the head coach stating publicly that the players are not doing what they are asked to do out on the pitch, but somehow you still want us to show our undying love and gratitude towards them!! You're getting close to scooby in the delusional stakes at the moment.

DMcG after signing his new contract??

All the time they take money from the club [indirectly from the fans too], they leave themselves open to criticism when they perform badly and praise when they do well. As the manager said when he took over, age has nothing to do with it, if they are good enough to be in the team, they will be in it. Same goes for criticism....

If we don't we might well be bottom of the league. Good times.

Not just worried but investing in some ground guides for league 1 sides

Briefly. But I found myself reaching for the razor blades, so have decided it might be better to go to work for an hour or so

British pounds :shock:

To be fair I think most realistic people would want shot of Lowe even if his Great Grandfather, Grandfather, Father and he himself were dockyard welders. When You're sh1t at a job, you shouldn't continue with that job, simple really :smt102

And Wilde did chapter 1.

Yup, can we have a ticket price increase now to reflect the better football being played?

Thank f&ck for that.

Norwich at Home, Tuesday 30th September (19.45 KO). I'm going for a new record low(e) of 13,465 - with 752 away fans....

We'll probably just get : "Portvliet's verdict", followed by : drivel, drivel, drivel...