Weston Super Saint

LOL. Why is the man in charge of 'football' discussing the finances? Surely this statement should have come from the finance director??

That'll probably happen. Apart from the 10 place penalty. Only Hamilton will get that!

HP Sauce = The Saints Web

If you changed it to Al Murray you'd be very close TG = 'Emo' style haircut, tight black jeans that hang down around his arse. A 'Smiths' T-shirt, and pink sunglasses - even in the winter.

Definitely got a mullet, wears stripey jumpers [like 'where's Wally]. Has brown cords, and black Oxford Brogues. Only ever shops in John Lewis and Co-op.

4/10

Strangely I think he is actually the letter 'F' from his avatar :shock: INS that is, not Jill...

Or phone them up and ask them to redeliver on a day you know you'll be in... Failing that, ask them to deliver the items to your local post office for collection...

Ididots is pretty rude to be fair :shock:

That would explain the 'no smoking' signs at petrol stations

I'm so excited I could crush a grape :shock:

Except now, nearly everyone we're going to play will be above us in the league...

Small face. Or big stitches.

You're kidding?

I think you missed the two Tuesdays and the Thursday. I make it 51 :shock:

That how many fans Pompey have?

Changing the bulb is gonna be a pain :shock:

Is that a type of fish?

Because 8 1/2 month pregnant ladies don't tend to be able to go 'walkies' very far

Silly me! I thought passengers got taken somewhere :shock:

Costs me a fortune in 'kit-e-kat' My Sister's, 'Sami' that I borrow sometimes...

Standing in the road in a sitting position?

They're only for special people.

It doesn't have any letters on the keys. Do they cost extra?

I once strangled a kid and had to be pulled off him by my brother, because he stuck a stick in the spokes of my sister's bike and she went over the handlebars.