Weston Super Saint

They probably don't pay them much attention tbh...

Excellent news, we've got two goalscorers. Just the one thing, what if one of them picks up an injury? You know, maybe 5 or 6 games out?? Surely you're not suggesting Bradley is cover???

Sounds good. Now for a goalscorer...

What do you have planned then?

Maybe other clubs have expressed an interest.... Maybe the prices are set too high..... Who knows really :smt102

This is England we're on about!! Those are terrible odds. I wouldn't touch it unless they offer at least 5-1 for England halftime / fulltime.

I have this sneaking suspicion it will be plastered all over the red tops and will adorn the waiting rooms of Doctors and Dentists for many months to come.

I interpreted it as : "We need to sell Skacel Euell and Thomas really badly, but no-one wants to buy them - there's a good reason for that surely.... As we can't shift these off our books, there is no way we can even consider getting a loan player in, let alone a decent one..."

Wholescale....

Pedigree Chum might...

That's why she should just 'disappear' then Now, where did I put that Sicilian phone book??

Probably would have been better to just ignore it then After all, the steward ITK probably read all that on here in the first place :shock:

Excellent! So, the manager doesn't know if there is or isn't any interest in our most expensive players - who [if anyone] would be privvy to such valuable information?? The only certainties - like a decent full back and decent goal scorer - don't exactly sound like they're going to happen either....

Ah I see...

No one works on a Saturday - especially at SMS :shock:

This would be the fluid, ever changing first team??

Not really. He should be shot, like many other criminals....

And W4nk3r

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Friday...... Can't believe anyone is still taking Friday announcements seriously

Well if morality and humilty are defining characteristics of a human, are these celebrities / fame seekers really human??

I would be far happier with a different outcome, one where she justs disappears :smt102

Lol

LOL, can we save this post ready for the inevitable miraculous recovery?? You can just imagine Goody sitting around wondering how to get the public to love her again, then remembering that Kylie had cancer....

The question is how long do you wait with no money coming through before we finally accept that no money is coming through and thus they are melons