SotonianWill

is that because sky already announced this yesterday?

want some chips with that salt?

Flynn Downes

“Russ Martin woah, Russ Martin woah, he’s from albania, he’ll fuckin murder ya” Russell martin du du du du du du (baby shark) “we’ve got super russell martin, he knows exactly what we need…”

Russell Martin SHABBA

f*ck that’s a hard start

Yes but out of the three would you not agree we have a decent feel good factor about us compared to them. We were down for ages so have had longer to get to terms with it, and the closer we get to this season I begin to feel more optimistic. Promotion isn’t won off the pitch, but this positivity can’t hurt us.

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bloody imposter!

7 ways to return to the surface on the sub. Was watching one news coverage of a reporter who had previously gone on it. He was told getting back up really wasn’t a problem, the only two worries were getting stuck in netting or a leakage. On his dive they were stuck on the surface for 3 hours and didn’t even ask for assistance so it must have been bad this time around.

pressistantly shit

Feels like we’ve very much lost our way with identity. It’s good to have a special kit once every few years but we’ve given up the red and white stripes, whilst others such as sheffield united and brentford embrace them in the prem. B*stards.

lampard with ‘arry on the blower

We shall not be moved

2 #getthebadgein ‘s there

long sleeved looks good. I guess it could be worse.

fucking hell, looks like a babies bib

it is on page 3 for a reason

what was the mane situation? 35 million was very low at the time he left as well. Along same contract lines or poor negotiating?

should just call them the shits, I wouldn’t want to associate myself with this team either.

What sort of person puts a love heart emoji on every reply in direct messaging

For a season, and very realistic average wage, potentially. It’s 50/50 for me but also stinks of a theo walcott esque return. Thus, if we learn our lesson. One season, promotion (out with a bang). Don’t renew the contract.