Holmes_and_Watson

Commentator said (I think) that this is the most efforts on goal B'Mouth have had this season. Just that only 1 has been on target. We're really inviting them to have a go on goal.

I'm impressed that Ralph has instilled the essence of desperate hoofing into the team. Tactical genius.

Oh for... another injury.

Hmmm. Aribo off. The guy who the ball was sticking to a bit. For a defensive sub. Hmmm.

RalphBall in action as we drop deep to bravely defend a slender lead against...B'Mouth. Ugh!

Handy that their control is worse than ours.

CC should never have allowed that to get close.

You get some water and some soap, work up a good lather...crumbs the Arsenal game could be x-rated, not just for having away fans in with the home ones. 🙂

Examination

The quote from Mr Heappey was... "My boss, Ben Wallace, is in Washington this morning having the sort of conversations that… beyond belief really the fact we are a time when these sort of conversations are necessary." At a point of such tension the article goes onto say "NATO allies are this week conducing an annual exercise to test their ability to launch nuclear strikes." and "Russia is also set to carry out annual nuclear drills. The US has said the Russians have not informed them of their nuclear drills, information they would normally expect to receive." What could possibly go wrong there?

I I can see families telling their loved one that they will still be there for them when it's over, as they watch them trudge off, slump shouldered, to watch a Saints stream. 🙂

They may have better players, but it's Ralph's tactics that got found out. They would fare no better, with RalphBall v1. They might score more with this season's RalphBall. But I'd not fancy their defence to keep any clean sheets. They could well ship in more than us, from what I've seen of them. Edit: Along the way, Ralph would be teaching them his automatisms, and it's the door for anyone who doesn't buy into it, or questions it. A fair few of that squad would be off like a shot.

In other news, Southampton FC are delighted to announce further Block bookings from the Masochists Society of Britain. 🙂

We'd surely take either of them... on a stadium tour. Their money's as good as anyone's. Beyond that, not so much. 🙂

If is doing so much work there, it should be signed as a free agent and put into midfield. 🙂

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Jack

Replay

That awkward moment when you realise that the other club isn't the feeder club, it's yours. 🙂

Meanwhile, Damien Hirst sobs over his "Tripped While Carrying Soup" collection of canvases, that he was planning to sell for non fungible millions. "Beaten to it! And not by artists, like I obviously am! " he cries, without the warming comfort of a nice bowl of soup, as he's thrown it all at things. 🙂

Late

Classic Ankersen. Only too happy to share the forward planning on where the club will be in 5 years, with the current set up. 🙂

Course

From Beeb The gallery said the painting was covered by glass and therefore not damaged. A relief. It said it looked to be tomato soup and I find that the toughest soup stain to get out.

Heavy