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Holmes_and_Watson

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  1. Since he's got his own podcast all over the BBC, I asked Wayne Rooney "how old was too old?" I've been blocked for some reason.
  2. I heard that Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu was very upset upon hearing about Bombastic Caucasity's limited white vinyl edition.
  3. I'd just like to say, I've never bought a Bombastic Caucacity album, nor even heard any of their music, despite their chart success.
  4. Which with Baz away, isn't as scary as it used to be. 🙂
  5. Another illustration of how far ahead VA are in terms of resources. Squandered, with staff rumoured to be losing jobs. As more of a neutral, I like the grounds at this level. Horrifying for VA. But with Paris, you get to watch the traffic. With other grounds, you can see where they've added bits on when money was available.
  6. No, I didn't! 🙂
  7. Celebrate...but humbly. 🙂
  8. @sadoldgit: Your comments of "it's not the crime of the century" and "relatively trivial" regarding child abuse, were the worst things I've read here. Kindly stop trying to justify your comments. It does you no favours whatsoever, and simply reinforces the views people have of you.
  9. I did start a Free Noodles! campaign. But businesses complained I was undercutting them, and the council said I needed a food license. Read more in my new book "The Long Path To Freedom, And Other Recipes."
  10. No, it wasn't! 🙂
  11. Like I was going to let facts get in the way of an early morning gag. 🙂
  12. It's not the same as when it was the Barclays Premier League. 🙂
  13. "Y'know guys. If we were to actually cause the disasters, then rescue everyone, we'd be heroes. That would be f.a.b. Yeah, if it's not broken, break it."
  14. Mindfulness
  15. Vice Squad arrest F.A.B. in election misunderstanding!
  16. The F.A.B. discuss Noodles's fate...
  17. Disappointed. There are plenty of teams jostling for a play off spot. That was an opportunity, at home, to keep our momentum going. We had lots of efforts. But it took a really good Start header to even get us a lead. Oh, Manning did come close first half to be fair. A defender got dragged out of position to allow their equalising shot. Peretz had to be prepared for the shot going the other way. Got his hand to it. But it always makes me hope for a save round the post. We put pressure on them. But nothing very clinical. Edozie looked lively again. Good to see him getting a run. But need someone to take the game by the scruff, and we lacked that. Matsuki came very close. Good position, but will kick (and miss) himself for the finish.
  18. I hope none of them acted after you fabricated racially motivated damage to a car, and then blamed your wife for it.
  19. Global tariffs are his attempt to punish the world, like a senile, old super villain. Thankfully, he and Musk fell out before they could work on their orbital space laser.
  20. Some of these managers are so lucky. This guy's nearly as flukey as Clement at Norwich. Turning up just as the players start to win. 🙂
  21. Polanki would mesmerise the Russia leader's moobs to rapidly expand. Suddenly, massively top heavy, Putin keels over, hitting his head off the negotiating table, and killing himself. Putin's successor, realising the futility of nuclear weapons, in the face of such power, negotiates. I'm sure Polanski only looks and sounds like he's brain dead. All a cunning ruse.
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